RobMc

Well you have a good start with 'painkiller' think very very carefully before doing this it's for life not just for Christmas, no good regretting it next year - too late m8, not my type of thing, it seems to be fashionable, but fashions pass very quickly.

Get some help with the fetish, you may be able to 'kick' the habit I've played with you before you're good, welcome mate.

OH DEER. BIKER DOWN!! While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my girlfriend will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my girlfriend won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my girlfriend is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess.".

Nearly as good looking as me? Lovely machine (now that it runs lol) enjoy the summer my friend.

Happy birthday mate, hope tummy better soon, when it is fill it with ale

Oh oh I sense trouble ?

Happy birthday lady who never sleeps

Not my cup of tea, who let you in Newcastle?? our defences are slipping.

Just weaned myself off this after an accident, given for nerve pain, but like all drugs has side effects so don,'t use unless necessary. Can't say I noticed any difference when off it, unlike that awful morphine, no drugs of any type for me if possible but glad to see it works for you, good news.

Looking forward to smack talk, welcome.

Congratulations lovely lady, and great player, welcome.

By the way as tourettes is mentioned did you hear of the tourettes 100 metres race at the Olympics? The competitors line up The starter raises his gun - ready, steady, f..k off!

Now I understand - doh! some real characters there and funny too, love them all, smack talk - love it but never heard it called that before? must get out more.

OK I give up what's 'smack talk'? and mo fo's? God I'm old but so are you Beers how come you understand? Yesterday with the physios help I got halfway up the stairs and back, although a bit unsteady, so look out it won't be long now, can't wait.

??? be quiet people are concentrating! I like people who talk but NOT all the time, witty comments always welcome, abuse is not!

OK Ducky 'Lass' I laughed, you'd better hope now I'll not come (only kidding), I would love to go to Edinburgh if I can so if at all possible see you there. You must admit not just me read your comments differently to which you say you meant them - happens, water under the bridge lass! I think the whole thing disappointing, pity, by the way July is at the height of school holidays in Scotland if it wins.

Ducky I don't know where your pond is located, but surely you don't think anyone is going to vote for somewhere they don't want to go to?? Firstly the choice of locations was poor, I would put one venue in each European country ( even Groningen) and then vote, taking requests into account, ffs Truro?? I too vote carrots! I would dearly love to meet members but have my own particular circumstances to take into account, which includes a promise to myself not to go more than 150 miles from home (I have travelled millions around the world). Where you pissed me off causing me to vote, although I wasn't going to, (hence the fu) was suggesting that people from the UK should not vote for a UK venue, once more fu! in democracies we vote how we want? I will attend IF I can, but may not know until the last moment, and many working people will be the same, so we shouldn't get a choice should we ?? that is how I read it.

Need a plan if Activision turn them off altogether, which by events looking highly likely, would they let anyone else run a master server??

Happy birthday mate

Have a great day mate

From one ex seafarer to another, I'll have a rum tonight on your behalf, Happy Birthday mate.

First part good idea, second part stinks, I would not go to anywhere outside UK, and don't even know yet if I'll get there so FU mate you've just made up my mind to vote!

Hmmm? the choice to vote on does not seem to match the requests by the people i.e. Truro??

Just across the river from Newcastle, you'll probably get a discount for bulk buying, told you there's lots to do ,why these are so popular when the local lasses are so accommodating baffles me?

I think I cracked it, we all stay at home and stock up with goodies, then videoconference at night interspersed with social media during the day, no flights, own bed and cheap - thank me later A true idiot solution leaving everyone happy lol!