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RobMc

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  1. Hi Ned, well done, about time, hope it spoils your aim lol!
  2. Not sure you read this string 6Toes he's back? with no gold?? Now about this extra toe you've found??
  3. Ayaq my boy, if you think I'm bending over with my trousers down as a huge grizzly charges you're mistaken on two points 1/. No way will I risk it in case it's a male, the old ringpiece is still tight after all these years and 2/. What if theres a misfire ?? - you could be hurt?. Far better to go with the original concept of you tied down as bait a distraction while me and your cousin get three times removed, sounds like a plan, whats the best time of year to see these? I reckon spring when they're hungry, see if you can fatten yourself up a bit over the winter to look more delicious, attractive, manly. McRib
  4. OK love wasn't sure you'd understood, tax season??? never shot a tax??
  5. I'm not sure you fully understood my reply Pengi? it's about sex change and wearing Pink, you tired gal??
  6. If we have beans you'll need to sleep upwind, I'm a great shot with my longbow I average 1 hit in 3, no need for those noisy guns? after all you're the bait main attraction.
  7. Ah yes the lasts words uttered, I'll never forget my Grandads - 'Stop playing with that shotgun boy' At least you're back, any thoughts of taking me up on my earlier offer to see a bear ?? PS Whiner medal in the 'chest', but no offer so far from ladies for my 'wanker', must all be busy??
  8. 7Toes I hope your name is all you're changing now I notice some of the 'boys' in Pink?? tell me it's just tight jeans, not what I'm imagining?
  9. Yea thats the trouble with atheists they don't believe they can die, as a motorcyclist I turned atheist years ago and it's working so far, first fatality and I'll revert back to religion - you see if I don't!
  10. Funny saying welcome when I already know you all - welcome - Toes I didn't mean it lol, forgive me please (sob) I'll be a good boy (yea in your dreams)
  11. He He it must have fucked up his eyes cos I think I bashed him more than he bashed me but I've (seriously) had trouble with my eyes lately and have to pull out after 2 or 3 games, don't know if its the computer or not but it hurts, I loved it on there and wished they played at better times for me as I go to bed around the time they start. When winter returns I promise that COD 2 will be a regular at weekends, but those boys are good, real good.and quick.
  12. Keep going Elvis they give you a medal if you complain a lot, got mine on Friday, now just need some of the ladies to give me a 'hand' (get it) to get my wanker one?, but I agree with what you say it ruins the game for the rest, I still leave for some of them, cheaters or not, ruins my game too.
  13. Athena ????? and I thought you were a nice lady, not a Tim Buckley fan :- I'm looking out now For a street corner girl I'm looking out For a street corner girl And she's gonna beat me, whip me, spank me Ah, make it right again Trying a little trick honey Ah, that you never used before I wanna be your victim Your sweet little victim of love Come on and beat me, whip me, spank me Mama, make it right again Great track, nearly as good as Hong Kong bar Bet Queenie knows this one
  14. Enjoyed it yesterday in the first session, 2nds too late for me in uk, joined early and at first (before official start) it was pistols only that was great, next time can we include pistols? ps how do you run? can't find a specific command in 2 or can't you?
  15. RobMc

    AFK

    If you take the Harley don't forget the tow truck, enjoy yourselves
  16. Ah dear boy I remember that - how 30 years have flown?
  17. It's a bit like 'grooming' but you don't get arrested
  18. Hmmm Ghostie?? that phrase could be taken in different ways in English? but Monika always gives me a hard time, she's deadly !
  19. UK VERSION Went camping in the wilds, we were at least 200' from a pub and ten minutes to the nearest supermarket, remote or what? Weren't allowed a camp fire due to pollution regs so we gathered round a warm LED torch Couldn't have a sing song due to the noise regulations We were scared, it was so remote we could barely hear the traffic passing on the road The area teemed with dangerous wildlife, vicious rabbits ran amok, and the crows circled like vultures I'd come armed, my trusty longbow by my side with regulation blunted arrows lest we hurt ourselves The risk assessment we'd had to complete before being allowed to pitch our tent came in handy when the tent collapsed in the first gust of wind as we couldn't drive pegs into the ground, we'd forgotten to bring our PPE (personal protective equipment) so had to forget the pegs Due to the 'dark skies' rating on the site, going to the toilet was interesting without a torch, in the morning the couple in the next tent asked if it had 'poured down' all night, ignored them - they stank! Hardships were many, we queued to get into the cafe for breakfast, then to compound the misery they ran out of black pudding. Packed in after the second day, back to civilisation and cappucinos, won't do that in a hurry again, better watching it on Sky. PS My wifes got a 'Bear watch' too Ayaq, she's also got one with a Zebra.
  20. That must be some medication you took with you?? did you get any gold though? looking forward to the first edition will you sign it for me?? 'Hans Christian Anderson'
  21. Monika must have had a hand in (on) it ??
  22. Wish I was going - but not on a Harley lol ! I'd like to make it there
  23. WTF there are 20 places we haven't invaded??????????? Such a peace loving nation, about time we tried for the 'full house' isn't it ??
  24. Watch out for the Tsunami, could be for real soon with Kim jon Loonie?
  25. Did the earth move for you darling??
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