RobMc

I'm beginning to get the idea the 'split' wasn't smooth ?? Man wakes up in the morning and looks across the bed and his wifes face is ravaged, with two black eyes What happened to you he says? This is the result of ten cans of beer, she replies That's funny, he said, I had ten cans last night and I'm ok ???

That explains a lot

Hey GG can you tell me the brand of booze Angu5 drinks?? gotta try me a case of that seems to work real well. Sheep ?? wtf I was rolling around laughing, don't let him loose with those guns before he knows what he's aiming at.

I think Microsoft would make a fortune if they produced a simple, stable platform without all the whistles and bells they seem to assume we need. Keeps lots of people in work I presume, but look how complicated it was to start in safe mode, oh for the good old days of dos

switch off, then when restarting hold down either shift or f8,, then find programme in usual way, it will look weird but will work

You rent animals ??? what a good idea saves feeding them in the snow, some clever people out there, what other animals are for rent???

Thats right run in safe mode better, but you definitely have something nasty and yahoo looks suspicious do you have a bt yahoo email address as they recently went to someone else who wanted to access the far end of a fart. Seems to me that there are a lot of problems with windows 10, glad I sticked to 7, but even there everyone wants you to use their browser, google and even now avast, why I ask??? If you find solution let us know.

Used them for years no problem, and together work great, just click off what you don't want and occasionally be careful not to load Google software, if you ain't pissed it's easy.

I use firefox no problems, install and use regularly superantispyware free edition and spywareblaster to stay malware free.

Is there anyone or anything that isn't a minority, oversensitive, unwilling to laugh at themselves left in this world now? I didn't, nor ever would watch britains got talent or other similar shit but my wife showed me the guy that won and hats off to him. A crippled guy who couldn't speak and made fun of his situation and won the hearts of the people. No oversensitive words, no political correctness, no jihads etc etc only downside might be as he won a lot of money they will stop his benefits

I think when Athena says they want them in the summer for the kids she forgot to say she wants them at Christmas for the dinner

Yea peacocks might look nice, but if you like sleep forget it, only cure I ever found came in .22 calibre.

We don't call them roosters here we call them cocks ( short of course for cockerel), I think all real men should have a cock. When I was younger I owned a large lively cock, but I lost him when I got married,. I always asked girls in nightclubs the chat up line 'how do you like your eggs in a morning' , unfortunately all said unfertilised. I would love to have my big cock back, but nowadays chasing him round the yard would make me stiff. A lot of men crow about their cocks, I never did, I kept my cock covered up and healthy. It's a pity you can't expose your cock to your neighbours, mine don't seem to mind.

'I see we have 1 rooster he has to go back, not allowed where I live' Too much competition ???

Did one person make a thousand idiots ??

What are friends like ???

Oh Oh I sense trouble

Oh oh ! stating ' I've been at it 15 hrs a day' might attract some unwanted attention from our lady idiots

You have friends ?????

Stop it both of you, otherwise the female idiots will all be flying to Europe bet they say they,re going to the world cup, don't believe them boys.

Did the soup taste good ?

Sorry to hear, we understand your pain and all we can provide is support and best wishes, not enough we know but we mean it.

Two of my friends have been through this, and both won, you will too it's very hard but worth it, wishing you well soon.

Thank you, that is much appreciated from our allies of over a century, we too honour all our brave allies, never ever forget that all we hold dear now is thanks to their sacrifice, god bless them all.

Stinko eh? is that because your shooting is shit?