UK VERSION
Went camping in the wilds, we were at least 200' from a pub and ten minutes to the nearest supermarket, remote or what?
Weren't allowed a camp fire due to pollution regs so we gathered round a warm LED torch
Couldn't have a sing song due to the noise regulations
We were scared, it was so remote we could barely hear the traffic passing on the road
The area teemed with dangerous wildlife, vicious rabbits ran amok, and the crows circled like vultures
I'd come armed, my trusty longbow by my side with regulation blunted arrows lest we hurt ourselves
The risk assessment we'd had to complete before being allowed to pitch our tent came in handy when the tent collapsed in the first gust of wind as we couldn't drive pegs into the ground, we'd forgotten to bring our PPE (personal protective equipment) so had to forget the pegs
Due to the 'dark skies' rating on the site, going to the toilet was interesting without a torch, in the morning the couple in the next tent asked if it had 'poured down' all night, ignored them - they stank!
Hardships were many, we queued to get into the cafe for breakfast, then to compound the misery they ran out of black pudding.
Packed in after the second day, back to civilisation and cappucinos, won't do that in a hurry again, better watching it on Sky.
PS My wifes got a 'Bear watch' too Ayaq, she's also got one with a Zebra.