RobMc

Fantastic news consultant thinks he can save leg morphine pump here I come

Thanks to all you idiots for your support as I lie here on my back for the 10th day without moving, the hardest part. Johnny friends say bike will be written off. One true funny part, as well as stitching things into my jugular etc etc they installed a morphine pump controlled by me, it let's you pump it in yourself when needed, but will not let you overdose. So they told me one or two presses and see what happens, now what would a real idiot do? So I pressed it 20 times and waited.nothing seemed to happen. Then I realised I was in heaven looking down on the ward with angels singing - now only 2 presses.

Do a bit more, left leg completely shattered just like an explosion, will find out next week if Ilose it or not, lying on my back in one position for 9 days now and 7 to go before decision which operation.. Typing on a phone lying on your back is hard so will tell you what happened in bits, all our biker members keep going, I,ll be back if I can, but months of recovery ahead hope to be back killing you son.

Hi my friends, almost got killed last Thursday 1015 but still here doped up on morphine and probably have to do this in bits, my first serious accident in 45 years of non gentle riding at times, the speed and my complete innocence have left me literally shattered. Took my new BMW of 2 weeks out for a ride in Scotland, half an hour out 4 Malaysians in a hired car pulled straight out in front of me, they have since disappeared back to Malaysia.. Hit them at 60 mph, taking me a lot of effort to do this lying on my back more later

Happy birthday

Hi got this logging on, just happened this morning, if I go back to the page I'm logged on ok, anyone come across this before?? get it signing out too. Server Error in '/' Application. Runtime Error Description: An exception occurred while processing your request. Additionally, another exception occurred while executing the custom error page for the first exception. The request has been terminated.

He said popular ????????

Happy Birthday to a lovely lady (and a great player), hope Monika sends you a card, (instead of a bullet)

Can't stand that man, never could, he's as bent as a bottle of crisps.

Is this the sensitive side of your nature coming out?? are you going to be gentle in game?? fu Crusher 2, kill you later when my eye gets better.

Thats a nice picture of you holding hands, or was the rice burner towing the Harley home lol ?

Wow thanks Sonovabich, without this post I would never have learned who I was descended from, apparently 300,000 years ago my great, great x 100 grandad was on holiday in Jebel Irhoud in Morocco with my Grandma, must have been some wild weekend cos look what popped up only 300,000 years later, lil ol me! They moved to Europe around 50,000 years ago when the local working mens club closed due to lack of water to brew beer, and our family have never looked back, mainly due to a genetic defect affecting our neck muscles. Famous members of our family have included legionnaires (disease), pirates, queens (aka drag acts), murderers, felons, arsonists and con men, however we have had someone truly evil, a politician, but no one speaks of him. Recently I thought of carbon dating some of the wifes yorkshire puddings but common sense prevailed and I fed them to the dog, are there any good vets in Darlington ??

I've posted this one before but it's stiil good - 'my wife has a sea shell tattoed on her inner thigh, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea '

Solution - get the North Korean Buddhist cheat only $9.99, don't return as a soldier, respawn as a wasp or a cricket, crawl up Spins trouser leg and bite his 'thingy', next time Beers throws a knife at you sting the f...r to death, for the pacifists for only an extra £10, the pacifist butterfly mod is available as an add on, float around the map looking pretty and killing no one, just like Ghostlupus who is testing the mod for me.

Yes lovely lady, put that dress on but don't get drunk in it

Welcome marathon man, next time you see me - run!

Well done and welcome

Hi Ned, well done, about time, hope it spoils your aim lol!

Not sure you read this string 6Toes he's back? with no gold?? Now about this extra toe you've found??

Ayaq my boy, if you think I'm bending over with my trousers down as a huge grizzly charges you're mistaken on two points 1/. No way will I risk it in case it's a male, the old ringpiece is still tight after all these years and 2/. What if theres a misfire ?? - you could be hurt?. Far better to go with the original concept of you tied down as bait a distraction while me and your cousin get three times removed, sounds like a plan, whats the best time of year to see these? I reckon spring when they're hungry, see if you can fatten yourself up a bit over the winter to look more delicious, attractive, manly. McRib

OK love wasn't sure you'd understood, tax season??? never shot a tax??

I'm not sure you fully understood my reply Pengi? it's about sex change and wearing Pink, you tired gal??

If we have beans you'll need to sleep upwind, I'm a great shot with my longbow I average 1 hit in 3, no need for those noisy guns? after all you're the bait main attraction.

Ah yes the lasts words uttered, I'll never forget my Grandads - 'Stop playing with that shotgun boy' At least you're back, any thoughts of taking me up on my earlier offer to see a bear ?? PS Whiner medal in the 'chest', but no offer so far from ladies for my 'wanker', must all be busy??

7Toes I hope your name is all you're changing now I notice some of the 'boys' in Pink?? tell me it's just tight jeans, not what I'm imagining?