RobMc

For those of you over the pond and in Aussie/NZ the impression is given by the press that the UK revere the Royal Family, not so. They do have their supporters, but the majority are indifferent, as Painkiller says they are portrayed and act as celebrities but have a really dark side. The Queen and Prince Philip were 'old school' monarchs, taking great care of their public image, and genuinely liking the population, and overseas territories, where they devoted a lot of effort. Unfortunately their siblings and followers constantly abuse their positions, remember the public purse pays a large part of their salaries, i.e. the taxpayer. Only last weekend a Royal flew by private jet to a polo match, and sent his equipment and clothes separately by chauffeur in a car' They use the RAF as taxis, all paid for by poor pensioners unable to heat their flat let alone 6 palaces (and that's just the Queen). Just take our new King, the original Greta, a tree hugger of the first order, telling us all to revert to cavemen to conserve the world, while having what must be the biggest carbon footprint on the planet. He advises on everything to everyone, this a man who despite having the best tutors money could buy is below par on achievement. In fact he got into university without the grades needed by Joe average, many better turned away, they live a life of privilege. Their indiscretions, excesses and even car crashes are hushed up, by an organisation the Mafia would envy. I think I've told this one already:- Prince Charles is visiting a factory in the North, as he tours round everyone is pointing and whispering, finally one of the managers plucks up the courage to ask him a question. 'That is really unusual headwear your majesty ?' 'Yes' replies Charles, 'It was papas suggestion', we were having breakfast and he asked where I was going today' 'I'm visiting a factory in Middlesbrough, Middlesbrough ? said papa, wear the fox hat ?'

She and her Husband were great, but the rest of her family need the same treatment the Russians gave theirs, her successor is an absolute idiot. R.I.P. Elizabeth you had our utmost respect

Oh well didn't last long due to prejudice against males, he only lasted a short period poor soul, he'll be on the rags now with no money. Period dignity officer role scrapped after fury when job given to man (gbnews.uk)

@BUDMAN has been playing in VR his entire XI life, he thinks he's good ps advise don't press link above - admins that's 2 now

FFS did you think I meant desserts ????? This is how I picture Roxy and Pengy in 'correction mode'

Someone mention whips????

It's weeping bad, you're very sad, when you pull back the hood It sneezes, coughs and don't go hard, you know it don't look good So what to do?, to carry on and do another lap? Or face the facts, go to the clinic, because you have the clap?

Some of my girls have reported impure clients too, a trip to the STD clinic usually works.

I don't take drugs Rob is clean

I've always been a keen tomato eater with my meals too

OK you caught the bait, now catch some fish

I would not wish to clean your toilets

BUDMAN

And that remains true until the present day

People cheating ??? well Heavens to Betsy what's the world of gaming coming to? we'll be seeing that in real life soon, you mark my words. @Jedi my boy, I left the clan because obvious hackers were tolerated, they got rid of them but far too late. However XI are the best policed clan I have found, sure they make mistakes, but remember all Admins do it for love, they are not paid. This subject has been brought up many many times, they try to strike a balance (not always successfully) but at least they try. Sure there are hackers, even among the members, the most obvious is permanent radar with one or two players, who know exactly where to look, and when just you and them are left at the end of a game their car comes directly for you (no searching) a sure sign. Or in Vietnam Ftag shooting you from across the map through 4 layers of trees. However there are an awful lot of excellent players in XI, no names mentioned, they are not hacking they are just good, playing regularly with them improves your game and eventually you give them a shock. All games would greatly benefit from a modern punkbuster, if someone could be bothered I'm sure they'd earn money, and the gratitude of the community. However humans being what they are, someone, somewhere will find a way around it - guaranteed. Meanwhile just be thankful that people are doing their best to make you happy and the playing field equal. (Just put the cheque in my normal account Boss)

It is ps humour

Good God no, far too modern for me son

What's a goal keeper ???

Something you'd like to tell us Sammy ? ( aka BigBoy )

At least she keeps her pussy

Dedicated to @monkie who I know is a great fan, now before I start I know nothing about football and had to look these people up, but you'll get the idea, can be altered to any sport in your country. It's 2006, and Stuart Pearce the manager of Manchester City is talking to his new signing Joe Hart from Shrewsbury Town a lowly non league club. 'Well Joe are you settling in?, is the new house ok?, sorry it doesn't have a pool but we'll keep looking', said Stuart Pearce 'OK ???, it's fabulous, I shared a room with another player at Shrewsbury ', replied Joe ' Aye well you're with Man City now Joe, different world, is your car ok? thought you'd like the Ferrari', said Stuart 'OK ???, it's fabulous, I used to get the bus at Shrewsbury ' said Joe ' Aye well you're with a top Class club now Joe ' said Stuart 'Nothing spared, now your first game here's what I want you to do, get up those wings and get the crosses into their box, and we'll pull you off at half time ' 'Fck me, we only got an orange at Shrewsbury', said Joe

McDonalds huh? you old romantic Sammy

IF ONLY DADDY HAD NAMED ME 'BILLY BONER', THE WORLD WOULD BE AT MY FEET. Signed Robert Smalldick

Argos scraps ‘two-man' delivery phrase after customers claim terminology is 'sexist' (gbnews.uk) Actors to get nudity warning in anti-bullying move for TV work, union says - BBC News That's porn on the way out boys

This was the best ffs ??? Edinburgh Fringe's funniest joke award given to pasta pun (gbnews.uk) sad