RobMc

You fckr Labob, peed myself lol looking for a supplier

Thanks Queenie, I'd mistakenly worn mine on my nose.

Facebook has a whole new meaning with this lot, however word came through in these troubled and lonely times for the local perverts association (sponsored by the Jimmy Savile trust) to have an impromptu 'get together', probably due to problems in parks and car parks for entertainment. For some strange reason they invited me?, donning my new trenchcoat, and leaping on my trusty mobility scooter I headed for the Scout hall, which they had rented for the day, unfortunately for some this did not include the aforesaid Scouts, and there was great disappointment about the real meaning of 'Brownies' for some folks. The caretaker appeared to be in shock upon our arrival, luckily we'd brought a good selection of handcuffs and introduced him to bondage before he called the police. As is apparently normal for these occasions car keys, scooter keys and house keys were tossed into a bucket in the centre of the hall, I love Secret Santas, hope I picked a nice gift? Mrs Miggins (aka Lucy the Lash) had told us all she'd 'lay on a spread', I was somewhat disconcerted to see what she meant by this, I'll never touch another sausage roll again. They'd organised a whole raft of competitions :- Best dogging performance Pin a tail on anything nearby Last one standing in the gang bang Musical dildo's Best marital aid etc etc etc We were all 'shagged out' at the end, and rejoiced in the prize of a body rub in oil offered to the winner, Pete the Perv the worthy recipient, after a stunning performance in the gang bang. Sad to hear that one of the attendees had been arrested on their way to the party, but we had an impromptu 'whip round' for his girlfriend who had managed to make it. Strange set of folks, but I suppose no different to many idiots? they seemed happy enough as they limped home, now talking about limp?

Oh Yea ?????

You wouldn't be able to see the other side of the pond ffs? ps It's a done thing that you'd 'screw the alligator'

Just seen this and thought it amusing:- A driver in Sydney was accused of using her mobile phone while driving. The driver claimed she was eating a Magnum ice cream. Say that the same thing happens in America, and you say to the police officer, "It's not a phone officer, it's a Magnum," just pray that those aren't your last words...

Good to see you awake again Ham, don't worry me and Duc have the perfect injection for you https://www.deutsches-spionagemuseum.de/en/sammlung/bulgarian-umbrella

You'll know when I'm there, the light starts fading and the sensual odour of armpit gently wafts across the toilet, run.

I'm surprised?, I thought Chris used garlic to ward you off ?? You're safe for a while, the world is out of silver bullets (and all other ammo) after the election results, get Chris to take you for a nice stake.

omg the lord of grammar, cue my boy stand in the corner with an extra hot pizza

Happy birthday my dear

Beware fellow idiots, the four of the apocalypse are nothing compared to the combined presence of our very own. I should have guessed this tragic event, told by soothsayers in the idiot past, first hxtr returns, then fldmarshal and finally hammer. It is foretold that their combined powers will wreak havoc in the idiot kingdom, we need a brave white night to confront them, someone who all men fear and quake before. I suggest @ShinyAbsol

OMG look what's happened, we've awoken the conspiracy theory God, the end of the world is nigh [again]?

After researching this subject thoroughly on google the author wishes to apologise to his customers for the late, and cold, pizzas, normal service will be resumed shortly {just cold}. ps just teasing, I know your background

Now this is going to amaze anyone who reads these forums, because me and @FLDMARSHAL have had many 'fallings out' over the last few years. But, and it's a big but, as Sharpe (the nerd) points out, most of it appears to be the truth, it is not political, all he has done is cut and paste some articles. As I say to all the snowflakes who want me banned, just don't fucking read it, he in his own twisted perverted way is trying to help the idiots, should be given a medal not removed. And therapy

You may find in your research Shiny that a guy called @Darth Revan will claim to have knifed me 6 times today, this is of course 'false news'.

??? Even Jim couldn't fix it

Hey now, Jimmy Saville was my babysitter

Make it 10

I shouldn't be telling you this but I use a ball wired mouse (have to search hard for them now) you may laugh but I play on sniper servers where you need precise control, no comparable types for this type of use.

OK, which idiot pissed him off???

Love the shape, but getting increasingly worried that every photo we've ever had seems to be in mens toilets?? do you want to tell us anything ?

Do we take it that normally it's boys ????

Am I rotund ? I'm spherical my boy, but come now, that was a 'snack'? no no, that was a meal for 4, haggis yuk.

Diet is going to ratshit? Healthful ?