Parth

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

It hit me right it the feels 

It hit me right it the feels 

Great post and welcome to the website and forums. 

 Love this one so much it never fails to get a giggle out of me as well as this one 
 Gotta love the 3 Stooges. 

 Love this one so much it never fails to get a giggle out of me as well as this one 
 Gotta love the 3 Stooges. 

 

those were classics and great stuff-
 

Geez it's just as well we didn't see that 3 Stooges skit before we went to Niagara Falls for the Fest!

 Love this one so much it never fails to get a giggle out of me as well as this one 
 Gotta love the 3 Stooges. 

I watch the Three stooges on yt and fall asleep every morning/night. I love watching them and loony toons and Tom and jerry.  

 Love this one so much it never fails to get a giggle out of me as well as this one 
 Gotta love the 3 Stooges. 

I don't know how many of "The Three Stooges" DVDs I own--seriously.
Used to watch 'em with my young son and daughter and laugh our frickin' asses off--you know, the kinda laugh where your neck and cheeks hurt from laughing so hard and for so long?
And tears are streaming down your face?
Yeah, that kinda laugh.
Classic clips.  Ayaq

 Love this one so much it never fails to get a giggle out of me as well as this one 
 Gotta love the 3 Stooges. 

Welcome to our forums!  And stop shooting me!  

@Parth, that was a relatively sweet intro.
I say "relatively" because we've had some great ones here, like mine.
Lol.
Welcome to the >XI< forums.
Do you travel, sometimes incognito?
You know, so you can introduce yourself as "Parth-Anon?"
Ayaq

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

Hey guys my name is parth/phil. ( Kinda new here use to play in the cod4 Freeze tag servers when i was younger 17-18)I'm from Detroit MI i'm 23. I love playing cod4,WOW,PUBG,CSGO,H1Z1,Overwatch,Hearthstone and diablo 3. Fun facts about me i played cod4 simi "professionally" placed 2nd in CEVO open with my team in 2010. I stream on Twitch for fun some times. I have Anhidrosis where i cant sweat at all. Kinda sucks but oh well. My fave type of music is Metal core and grind core and classic rock. But i love everything from rap to pop ( hate country sorry). My favorite bands right now are. Beartooth Fit For A King,Infant Annihilator,Fit For An Autopsy,After The Burial and Oh Sleeper. What type of moives/tv do i like. Don't rly watch that much tv anymore (nothing but garbage on imo) I LOVE House it was an amazing tv series and Law and order SVU b4 it got kinda Bad. I rly love Stephen King movies and i'm a huge James Bond Fan. Well that's all guys and gals thanks for tanking the time to read. 

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

Cue 'rim shot'.

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

 
East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.  (sorry Giants fans ;P)

Hey guys my name is parth/phil. ( Kinda new here use to play in the cod4 Freeze tag servers when i was younger 17-18)I'm from Detroit MI i'm 23. I love playing cod4,WOW,PUBG,CSGO,H1Z1,Overwatch,Hearthstone and diablo 3. Fun facts about me i played cod4 simi "professionally" placed 2nd in CEVO open with my team in 2010. I stream on Twitch for fun some times. I have Anhidrosis where i cant sweat at all. Kinda sucks but oh well. My fave type of music is Metal core and grind core and classic rock. But i love everything from rap to pop ( hate country sorry). My favorite bands right now are. Beartooth Fit For A King,Infant Annihilator,Fit For An Autopsy,After The Burial and Oh Sleeper. What type of moives/tv do i like. Don't rly watch that much tv anymore (nothing but garbage on imo) I LOVE House it was an amazing tv series and Law and order SVU b4 it got kinda Bad. I rly love Stephen King movies and i'm a huge James Bond Fan. Well that's all guys and gals thanks for tanking the time to read.