NuTzOpaNts

Exciting New Venture
Sorry I’ve been away so long but I have been investing a lot of time and money into my new business, I’m sure you’ll wish me every success, and ladies if you’re passing by I’ll give XI people a 50% discount. (Just mention me to the Madam on the door)
As you’ll all recall I (like most of my contemporaries) used Facebook for years, and very successful it was too, however it had it’s limitations, especially on finding public toilets in parks, Not many turned up, I suspect they got lost, uncannily the local Police did not have this problem and I am great friends now with most of the WPC’s, who have a penchant for handcuffs and beatings, perfect.
I accidentally stumbled upon these premises for rent, only 5 minutes from the local girls sixth form college, and in time for the school holidays, how lucky am I ???? I was a bit disappointed with the door number and I petitioned the lady on reception at the council for a change of 1 digit. However she threw me out when she asked did I want it going up or going down and my reply was ‘both’, last time they get my vote.

I offer the following amenities to the young ladies :-
1/. Nude bathing area, well to be truthful 2 bags of builders sand in a corner of the back yard with an old golf umbrella and a kids paddling pool, thoughtfully under the surveillance of the rear security camera.
2/. Hot Rod surprise car training area, I chopped the rear end with the back seat off a Mondeo, painted it red and installed blackout curtains. I offer one on one training to the young ladies on how to conduct themselves in boyfriends cars, I’m all heart me. The surprise comes at the start when they ask where the ‘Hot Rod’ is  – bless them, the look on their faces is priceless as they grasp it.
3/. Sun beds, (3 available) one way mirrors with an LED bulb, interconnected so the voyeur can swap tables when required (underneath). They may not get a tan but they will be ‘hot’, at least to the voyeur.
4/. Hot Pool, they are required to play with no clothes on, snooker is also an option - get it?), strict house rule – no licking the balls, that is cheating.
5/. Gambling room – Strip Poker
6/. Fun room – Pin the tail on the sixth former
7/. Preparing for after school (special lessons given by myself and the madam) – Stripping, finding a decent pimp, Street corner etiquette, hotel room selection criteria, and how to dress and undress
8/. The Discovery room – In line with modern thinking on discovering your true sexual leanings in your teens, Rob offers one to one ‘discovery lessons’. It doesn’t take many to decide which way you swing, ps girls only please, cross dressers etc not welcome (That means you Chris).
9/. Pregnancy advice – Rob will demonstrate how to get pregnant, think of the benefits (UK readers will get this)
 
 
Grand opening tomorrow, that’s me outside doing my sales pitch with one of my chicks in the background, wish me luck.

A little background information before I get started. The command "cl_maxpackets X" is a console command that changes the maximum number of packets sent to the server per second. The higher this value is set at (Any integer from 15 to 125) the lower your ping will be and the more stable your connection to the server. The Freezetag 1 server is currently sitting at "cl_maxpackets 30" which is very low and results in around 15-20 more ping than you would get using 100 or 125. For example, my ping would go from 54 to 34 if it was set at 100/125. Someone with 110 ping would go to around 90 and someone with 100 ping would goto 80. This would provide a better experience for all players. The default cl_maxpackets can be changed in the server.cfg. Please consider this. @Ruggerxi
Another thing I'd like to add is that the other MW2 Ftag server uses 100 packets. But for some reason this server is defaulted on 30.

Thanks buddy
now enabled

Try the woodwork.  They sometimes come out through there...

Don't be hatin'.
...even converted & imported X-models from Delta Force and Battlefield series.  
Of course, had to then skin them so they had player collision. 
Also had a program to convert 2D images to Grayscale and then to terrain.

Nice but don't see any >IDIOTS< running around

Well everybody know you start a map with drawing a layout then building terrain.. oops it starts again 

Welcome to the forums! and revealing psychodad's identity.  You certainly are the better twin, but let's keep that on the shhhh.
May the road continue to correctly punch your bunz in the proper direction.   Post away!  You have stories to be told and folks here read quite a bit.  🙂

Please don't look at this if you're offended
Joe Lycett investigated by police for offending audience member during comedy show (gbnews.uk)
We have a great comedian in the UK called Roy Chubby Brown, been watching him for 50 years, he is the bluest of them all, see him on Youtube, the majority of his audiences are women. Now being actually banned from left wing town councils for shows he has performed for decades, freedom of speech only if it's theirs, fight back people, fight back.
 

I own a bike have to peddale the basturd but goes down hill very nicely. Its free too my neighbour bought it . 🙂 

I'm soon going to make one of these!
https://wayback.tube/video/2710/water-power-a-4-stroke-gasoline-petrol-engine?channelName=Admin
 

Damn that looks good Sikon.  I'll check the rest of these replies after I wipe my watering mouf*

Why you son of an angel...Have the BEST time ever!  Gosh DARN you!  : )

I clicked on "Baby Food" cause l thought there'd be some suggestions.......I find out it is running low?    What am I supposed to mix my Kratom with then?    Fine I'll use apple sawce and pray for the babies.  

The Wife and I are heading to the Eastern side of the Cascades to our friends house outside of Winthrop Wa. about 25 miles south of the Canadian Border and about 75 miles from where Ogopogo lives. She is going to spend the week Horseback Riding during the day and riding me at night. I am going to be fishing for Lunker Trout with my buddy who is part of the areas Trout Fishing Club and is taking me to his fishing honey holes. So I will be spending the next week in Honey Holes except when I am sleep or eating or burning a big fat one in the evening. Smoking weed while fishing is mandatory since I don't drink booze any more. 
 

Snopes says Nope https://www.snopes.com/news/2022/05/13/baby-formula-us-mexico-border/  ffs did you see that on FB? It's a real easy one to check too, because the food is all Govt controlled to a border facility it is also very easy to track. In fact it was such a ridiculous lie/fake pic it made headlines.  Wow just wow 
If you need formula or know someone that needs and find some on a shelf in a store just tell them don't post it on Social media. you're not doing anyone any favors. Like when you see a picture of formula on a pallet or in a truck with a caption that says Baby food shortage, the Govt shipped it all to the Border.... Using a brain cell or two to think of the scope of it: Millions of babies in the US vs at the most a couple hundred at the border hmmm and it didn't even hurt to come up with a reasonable conclusion that It's bullshit!

I vote RobMc to handle all the details.  If I get a vote I’m also voting for legalizing for in home use.
Also, ....sorry forgot what i was going to type.
Oh cripes sorry, this patient still needs to be sewed up.  xD
I love everyone!!
 
 
 
 
 

I vote RobMc to handle all the details.  If I get a vote I’m also voting for legalizing for in home use.
Also, ....sorry forgot what i was going to type.
Oh cripes sorry, this patient still needs to be sewed up.  xD
I love everyone!!
 
 
 
 
 

What will be more interesting will be to see how a country functions when it's workers, emergency services, hospital services and police etc etc are high as kites. There are enough problems now with alcohol and prohibited drugs, legalising weed is overdue, but what are the control measures? Inevitably someone will challenge why (say) a shop assistant can use it but a Judge can't, hey we're all equal now?
There isn't a person on earth who thinks they are affected when drunk or high, but there are millions of sober ones who suffer from their selfishness, and yes it is selfishness. Get pissed or stoned and drive your car into them killing them and it is rarely considered murder/manslaughter - yet it is !
So I applaud it's use for recreation, but dread the results of a free for all, it will cut out the criminal element but at the same time increase usage.
Now for those of you thinking hey I smoke dope, but I don't expect others to, you might be in for a surprise when the scalpel slips, the policeman accidentally shoots you, the plumber falls asleep in your toilet, the firemen sleep in, no food is produced as the combine is weaving etc etc etc
Nice sentiment, it is unenforceable currently under most laws, but when it is legal what are the stops ? Will jobs that ban it be attractive? What about it's health hazards (Denmark is on the cusp of totally banning smoking), needs a lot of thought before being legalised, what are the results in States that have legalised it good or bad, I'm interested.

Tomatoes; Heirloom Tomatoes.  Not potatoes, but the confusion is understandable. 

For all of the Second Amendment (2A) members out there, this is for you. If you're on the good, intelligent side, awesome. If not, F you. XI EastCoast50 out. *mic drop*
 

Not sure your intent on posting that. That its the truth? Or that its a lie?

Not yet ... but I'm sure it will come.
Right now Canada is working on passing laws to make 
- Alternative media illegal (C-11)
- Precrime or thought-crime illegal (C-36)
I'm sure once we have these basic human freedoms removed, it should be much easier to make it a crime to call our supreme leader what he is.