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NICE!!!!  Since everyone is speaking of dildos - has anyone seen the one that looks like @RobMc  ?? 

I feel like you might be speaking from experience here?

I feel like you might be speaking from experience here?

I feel like you might be speaking from experience here?

I feel like you might be speaking from experience here?

Best looking dildo ever Boss, recommend lubing first.
 
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It is the 2nd French revolution @FRENCHI has been tried and sentenced for constantly dropping his rifle, he has been sentenced to death by madame guillotine, @VHS2 is the executioner.
Frenchi is lead to the guillotine, the crowds are screaming 'Defrost, Defrost', ignoring them he gives a little bow and lays his head upon the block, calmly gazing into the basket ready to catch his head.
VHS steps up, grabbing the cord to release the blade, 'no respawning this time he croaks, une, deux trois and pulls the cord hard, the blade whistles down and shudders to a halt 6" from Frenchi's neck. Puzzled he resets the guillotine and tries again for the 2nd time, etiquette demands that the victim is released after the 3rd try, as he is seen to be innocent in the hands of God. Same thing, the blade whistles down and stops 3" short of Frenchis neck, now in a panic VHS resets the blade for the last time, the crowds are baying for blood.
Frenchi, who to this point has been 999, glances up 'I see what the problem is' he shouts.
 

Addiction is a tough thing to beat. Even if it’s Nuggets 

I have no idea what half the posts on this thread are saying because quite frankly I've seen 5 year olds with better spelling and grammar. Like, I'm good at reading but I'm not THAT good you know.
How are we supposed to take y'all seriously when clearly you're fucking illiterate and unable to put together a coherent argument.
 
Sorry, too many syllables let me make it easier for you to understand: You type like caveman please learn spell before spout shit.

Or you never meet the right person and you eventually give up looking and stay home and binge watch Midget Porn on the weekends like I do. 

Well she definitely sounds like a piece of work, you've certainly dodged a bullet I'd say.
Also babies are gross anyway, so that's a very loud, shit covered bullet you've also dodged. Get a cat, they're much quieter.

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

Well she definitely sounds like a piece of work, you've certainly dodged a bullet I'd say.
Also babies are gross anyway, so that's a very loud, shit covered bullet you've also dodged. Get a cat, they're much quieter.

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

Well she definitely sounds like a piece of work, you've certainly dodged a bullet I'd say.
Also babies are gross anyway, so that's a very loud, shit covered bullet you've also dodged. Get a cat, they're much quieter.

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

You been married that long?? Holy shit she needs a medal and a spa weekend 😂

Well she definitely sounds like a piece of work, you've certainly dodged a bullet I'd say.
Also babies are gross anyway, so that's a very loud, shit covered bullet you've also dodged. Get a cat, they're much quieter.

Oh fuck I LOVE Toxic Waste!! They're delicious 😋

Oh fuck I LOVE Toxic Waste!! They're delicious 😋

Silly old Rob, I've got it all wrong, there has to be an undercurrent of conspiracy, otherwise how could the world be so fucked up ?, I've put a great deal of thought (and alcohol) into this project, here's my thoughts :-
Everything bad that happens is down to 'Them', in 99% of cases this is the government of whatever country you live in, doesn't matter which country or party, despite a turnover that McDonalds would envy, they all think and act as one. This is obvious immediately by the observations of bodies such as the United Nations, working in harmony to fuck the world in complete agreement with every government on earth. Their inability to agree on even what coffee they drink in their restaurants is a testament to our ability to counter threats such as disease, alien invasion, and do popsicles encourage child poverty and grooming ? Once you've grasped the idea of 'them' conspiracy is a walk in the park, as them is any fckr who is not you - got it? So anything, and I mean anything, is the fault of 'them', which got me thinking, what horrors lurk in the world of idiots? are we being led on a wild bird (formerly known as Goose chase, until it became prejudicial to Geese ) chase.
Are the senior Admins living under Denver airport ?
Is Rockape secretly a cross dresser, formally known as 'transvestite'
Is GG an alien ? using Angu5 as a front to convince us all humans aren't human ?
Is Hammer secretly a Bigfoot living in Boston as a seemingly nice neighbour, when in fact he has a hidden agenda ?
Do contrails mean the end of killstreaks ?
 
Worrying times for us idiots, but you're in safe hands with Rob, never fear, I'll investigate for you

Death has been an ongoing problem in humanity since the very beginning. It continues to plague us. You would think, by now, we would have grown smart enough that death would be a thing of the past. Yet, to this day everyone sooner or later still dies. I call conspiracies.