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That was excellent. Being that fun deserves a spot in the limelight.

Simple Truth #1 TOTALLY applies to me.

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Let's not get crazy! I know you're super excited about knifing him, but come on, better than an orgasm?!?!?! My thoughts exactly. I think you just need someone to get in there and do things better than you're used to!

I promise to wear it like a boss.

You can of course be spanked by anyone DJ but this one is the official spanking from the Postwhore Master General, i approve your Postwhore status you dirty whore you. Sono djMot Ahhhh. I'm proud to resemble that remark.

Looks like I crossed the 1k mark a few posts back. Do I get spanked or something? Can I choose the spanker? Any of the girls like to take their best shot?

WOW - if we all knew awesome people like that, think how fun the world would be!

A little theme music for our newest member. Welcome, and enjoy all the forum area you've heretofore been blocked from browsing. Seeing some of our butts might have you re-considering those shiny new tags, though.

This is awesome news. And I've long suspected Dr. Pepper had magical powers. Keep on keeping on, Lord.

Yeah, even right now at 7:25pm cst, there are 3 spectators. Sorry, I can't help though. But the server isn't full anyway.

My dick tattoo says, "Girls Ride Free, all others insert coins into slot."

Yeah. Someone had to pose for the last picture in the OP.

There's a feast here for you. Good luck with the surgeries!

The new pair of high-heeled boots: $398 The cover charge at the club: $50 Paying off the bouncer because you're a skank who couldn't get in otherwise: $200 The video of you shitting in your hand outside the club so those stretch pants you're wearing might feel a little less full: PRICELESS

LOL

Happy Birthday, my Breakfast Club friend!

It's funny how life can turn on a dime. Chaos, I've been silent till now, but not without thoughts for you. But my thoughts are scattered, and I am personally quite emotionally numb. A friend found in April that he has developed brain cancer. It could not be completely removed, so now he's undergoing radiation and chemotherapy. His wife finally became pregnant in December with their first child, a baby girl, due in August. She is out of her mind with stress at precisely the wrong time. Angel and the situation with her father and her brother. We all feel her desperate need for positive outcomes. My own situation is fucked up beyond comprehension and I live each day in terror of where it is all leading. Safe for now, but feeling like I'm living someone else's catastrophe of a life and realizing I won't ever "retire" or understand what it means not to be a burden on family or society. On the other hand, I've got friends who are secure and safe. They buy shiny new motorcycles and find love, happiness, and rewarding opportunities wherever they turn. They are seemingly oblivious to the mental and physical anguish so many others of us face. I'm sure there must be a point to all of this. We must find strength in the midst of our adversity and calamity. Somewhere therein lies peace and comfort. I know you are physically hurting, Chaos. There's probably a lot of mental anguish, too, as you turn over in your mind all the alternatives to your actions amid the flames. For you I wish peace of mind and freedom from pain, neither of which will come easy. But I feel sure you can find it if you keep a constant lookout for it. It's what we must all do - seek a way to transform adversity into opportunity and share a little hope along the way. Take care and become strong.

Dean, you said a lot of good words there. Angel, no matter what happens in all the situations you face at this time, I'm sure it occurs to you that it's not for lack of love, thoughts, and prayers directed your way. Sometimes it's simply the will of God. Sadly, His will doesn't always match our wants, but again, there sure is enough love here - for you - to lift you through any outcome.

Way to go Google! And as it seems tradition at this point, FU !!

Prayers are all I have. There's no words of wisdom I can lend to this situation. As you know, it's in God's hands now no matter how you look at it. I especially pray for strength for you, Angel. I can only hope my daughter is half the woman you are where loving your father is concerned. At the moment, I seem superfluous to her, and to the world for that matter, so to see you so steadfastly standing by your father is truly an inspiration. I'm sure he's PROUD AS HELL OF YOU !!!

Not sure I buy it. This shows East Berlin on newer sodium vapor lighting, while West Berlin is hangs on with mercury vapor lighting? Nah. Germany is a little more savvy than that. Would have been more believable if the lighting was reversed. Even then, I'd still wonder what could possibly be driving such segregation, even in terms of electrical lighting, a couple of decades after the wall fell.

Happy Birthday Marauder!

And this has happened 3 times? WTF?

Unless they address you by name, that is. PayPal states that any email that fails to call you by name is a scam and that official PayPal emails will always address you by name. That said, I have no idea what you mean by "reach $10,000.00." $10k in what? Payments TO others? Payments FROM others? $10k account balance? Why would anyone allow a PayPal balance to even reach $10k when they don't pay interest anyway? Unless it got to that balance so fast you didn't have time to react. And in that case, what the hell are you up to, boy?

From Germany, Here's Jeanette Biedermann !!! Jeanette sings mostly in English on her solo albums. The English as a second language thing results in some interesting lyrics, but it's all good. Awesome, in fact. Guys love Jeanette for obvious reasons. Pretty. Sexy. Proactive performances. But this one is an enigma for guys since the song is about loosing her. On the other hand, and looking from the glass-half-full point of view, the song means she's available. Girls love the power Jeanette commands. She's a strong, talented woman who is completely comfortable in her own skin. I play several songs by Jeanette on Girls Rock Radio, but unfortunately, it's impossible to get her music here in the States. Even if you can, the price if the import is astronomical. I was lucky and got her "Naked Truth" CD as a gift from someone in Germany. Enjoy... This kind of song is just what I live for.