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Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it.
 
 
 
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?”
“I can’t tell you,” the black man says.
Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”...
“I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man.
“There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says.
“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies.
The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.”
The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”
 

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 
 
 
 
 
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
 

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for 2 tattoos. She wanted a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh. When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos. She replied, " My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
 
 
 
 
 
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
 

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it.
 
 
 
A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?”
“I can’t tell you,” the black man says.
Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”...
“I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man.
“There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says.
“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies.
The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.”
The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”
 

why ? man I wish I had there problem and they could take mine .so talented top 10 bands ugh

I don't know what to say......he was my best friend in XI.  I couldn't have asked for a better friend.  we were like partners in crime kicking ass in COD4 and War Thunder.  i always looked forward to shootin the breeze with him in TS, talking about anything and everything.  he helped train me as an admin, and i could always go to him for advice.  when he ended up in the hospital and PT last year, gaming just wasn't fun anymore.  you didn't deserve this.  i miss you buddy 

congratz
 

Check the termal paste.... i had it before... remove all the paste and use new .... and dont use too much   

RIP Cobra you will be missed by all here at the XI family. Your dedication and kindness will never be forgotten.
Goodbye my XI friend.

corded has faster response and less lag.
 

https://dev.setvnow.com/   looks very promising

mouse on buzz when j3st3rXI walks in front of gun  sights.  so yeah it doesn't stop buzzing.
 
I also use zowie mouse za11 .

Ok went to see Wonder Woman with my girl. And there was this sex kinda scene and I Blurted out is anyone Horney besides  me heard lot's of laughter in the room. But not her OPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I recently picked up a corded mouse, a Zowie K2.  researched on cordless mice from what i hear the Logitech 900 is the cats meow .  What I was looking for was gaming mouse that fit my hand. the Zowie K1 is little larger.

corded has faster response and less lag.
 

can we see something like .COD 4 Crossfire ,Broadcast ,  mp_convoyassault_v1, DOME  im trying find one other that had a train run u over if u where not fast crossing the tracks and it had farmhouse  river on side.

no onboard memory got friend had old video card which works fine so I just order my self a new video card gtx 1070  hope it be nice jump from my old 560 yes all NVidia. I like ati/amd video cards but I hate there drivers.
thank u all for the help.

I got like 460 like 5 years old so put me in .

best thing is  get good payroll tax program ..gl

reviving chile need to be a Viagra perk.

reviving chile need to be a Viagra perk.

got fixed just remade pw

remember get ur passports and bail money...  and let see who real idiot and slap a Mountie horse:)

I guess it will depend on what 'roots' means. Really the only significant direction they could go for something new is a very good squad based MMO that is fully supported long term, stable, and continually updated so it doesnt get stale.  Means you wont be aiming for the casual 'hop on' gamers and random teams but dedicated players and groups.