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Geez, bud, we're not supposed to insult our beautiful Ladies of >XI<. If that was "geared" towards Sweet @Icequeen, I mighta had a different reaction to your post . . . Lol. Hheheehaheahhhaheehhahhehhehaehae!! Ayaq

One rotten potato? I've heard of a "rotten apple" spoiling the whole barrel. Speaking of "potatoes," one guy asked me in Hawaii how to "get the chicks." I told him to get a potato and put it in his bikini-shorts. I saw him later, and he said "Ayaq, it doesn't work." I said, "Hey, bud, try putting the potato in the FRONT of your shorts . . ." Lol. Ayaq

How do you block people's posts again? Ayaq

Thanks for your post, buddy. If you haven't seen "Saving Private Ryan," I would highly recommend watching it. Director Spielberg did an awesome job. However, the only thing I "hate" about the movie is Opheim--or however you spell the cowardly-bastard's name. And the way he acts like a hero at the end. Only part of the movie I don't like. Anyway, thanks again, sir. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Fire! You don't gotta share your special day with any other members--cool. Ayaq

"Tombstone," Sweetheart. "I'm your huckleberry." "You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? Grab your smoke wagon and we'll see what happens." "My hypocrisy knows no bounds." Ayaq

"Braveheart." "Saving Private Ryan." "Life Stinks." "Three Amigos." Ayaq

Is that American dollars ("George Washingtons") or Canadian dollars ("Loonies")? Hmm? Lol. Darn strippers on the stage in Vancouver, B.C. wouldn't accept "Twonies" as tips--they liked "Queen Victorias ($5)" or better. Darn greedy strippers. . . Hmm? Ayaq

Where's our member, @Dogg? I'll bet he does it "doggy-style." Lol. Hehehehehehahewhaheheaw!! Ayaq

Happy birthday to you three. Like @FRENCHI says: "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. And THIS little piggy cried 'Oui, oui, oui!!' all the way home . . ." Ayaq

Happy birthday!! Ayaq

God's Plan. Congratulations, Sweetie. He is indeed, a cutie. Ayaq

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Ayaq

No Herons in Alaska, bud, but I'm glad you appreciate my home-state. I agree, though, that all of you from the "Lower 48 (which is what we Alaskans call the contiguous states)" should get to Alaska. Definitely put it on your Bucket List. And, when you do, go in late June/early July--it doesn't rain much, and you'll get to appreciate the "Land of the Midnight Sun," like [B1] Station Smeg has. Lol, bud, harkening back to the past, with you and Laz. Glad you loved it. I, for one, am actually enjoying being here in the "Bay area." Learning lotsa Spanish, etc. El mas Loco? Lol. Have a great trip, bud. Ayaq

Happy birthday, Sweetheart!! @Dessy, I was talkin' to @LilAcorn, buddy. You too, Snick-Snick-Snick. Hope you have beautiful days today, all three of yous. Ayaq

Buddy, he had a species called "Striped Monitor (big lizard)," and had it sliced and grilled, then served on toast. I was slobberin' thinking about Striped Monitor (in Homer voice) on toast, with mayonnaise and some horse radish, and a dab of mustard: "Hmmmmm . . ." Ayaq

What Eric said--Philips is probably the lowest-quality brand you can buy, now. Samsung won't go you wrong . . . Ayaq

Grind his meat from the poor calves that have been laying lifeless in the back of the tow trailer for a week! Lol, Cod-frickin'-Piece. Ayaq

You can move "across the pond," next to my buddy, @RobMc! If you get homesick, he can always tow a little dinghy behind him on his Union-Jack-flagged-scooter-on-floats . . . He'll be making course for the Panama Canal, and will be yelling "Have sextant, will travel!!" While back there, maybe you can use a landing net to pick up all the empty beer cans he throws overboard . . . You'll need to tow a mini-barge behind you to deposit the cans, because all good Californians recycle . . . Lol. Ayaq

Beautiful, @blackcat--and the dog is good-lookin', too. German Shepard's are very smart; we actually rescued a 4-month old pup, and she was potty-trained IN ONE DAY!! I've never seen a dog get potty-trained that quickly: from getting her nosed rubbed in it, to being placed by the back patio door, to whining to go outside--IN ONE DAY!! Unfortunately, she was "jumpy," and our 4-year old son, Casey, was frightened of her because of her rambunctiousness--she kept pouncing on him, knocking him down, and pinning him to the wall. Hated to give her away, for she was the first German Shephard I've ever owned--for one day. Very smart dogs, and very protective. But yeah, they tend to shed a lot, so have a HEPA air cleaner handy, Sweetheart. Ayaq

Happy birthday, gentlemen--and wishing you many more! Ayaq

Hey, buddy, did you see the headlines lately, about a bear attack in Alaska? The Juneau Daily Empire had a headline that read "Man Survives Brown Bear Attack with Only a .22-caliber Pistol!" The subtitle read: "The friend he shot in the knee while the bear was charging wasn't so lucky . . ." Hmm? Lol. Ayaq

Hey buddy, if you EVER have pneumonia, the absolutely-worst thing you can do is lay around feeling miserable. Get up, walk some stairs, do some things mildly-strenuous to get your lungs working: that way, the alveoli in your lungs (tiny cilia that work junk up to your throat so you can cough it out or swallow it) can keep the bacteria from getting outta hand. I had pneumonia once, and it was from laying around after suffering from influenza. I was taking anti-viral meds, but my ravaged lungs were susceptible to "opportunistic bacteria;" i.e., pneumococcal. Laying around with ravaged lungs and not coughing up the "junk" enables the bacterial colonies to not only grow, but proliferate. Get well soon, sir. Ayaq

LMFAO, buddy, I was just gonna type that!!! Hehehheahehheheheheheahaehehha!! Ayaq

Geez, Sweet @Angelz, that was certainly an "eye-opener." Just two things: I believe in "Karma (well, I'm not Hindu, I'm a Christian, but I do believe in "What goes around, tends to REALLY come around!")," so it'll get back to those cruel humans. And, I'd like them to try and treat me that way. Really like it . . .I'd go into a rage: my Dad used to pick fights with the biggest guys in the bars, so I can handle "tough" guys. As I was dusting myself off and walking away, and Dad is patting me on the back and yelling "That's my son! That's my son!," I would always ask him, "Dad, why are you always picking fights with the biggest guys in the bar? You know I'm not gonna let them hurt you?" Ayaq