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LMAO. Ayaq

Who is his young guy that seems to pretend he knows "Ayaq." Young Padoin? Ayaq

Wow, I feel like Donna Summer musta felt like . . . "I feel loooooooooo-ooooovveeeee, I fell loooooooooooooooooooooooooo-ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve,, I feel" Hell, with a response like that, so far, why even bother finishing. "Never mind, I'll finish myself!!!" Lol. Ayaq

Blasphemy!!! Where's da "Blasphemous Sherriff?" Lol, @JinxScorpio, you son-of-a-marakca! Have you at least watched the movie "The Gods Must Be Crazy?" You know, when the coke bottle falls from the sky in Africa? You son-of-a-maracka!!! Hmph, hmph-ing. Ayaq

Happy day to you, sir. Duke sumptin' or udder. Outta respect, I "bit da proverbial tongue." Many more to you, sir. Ayaq

Lol. @Morris, you son-of-a . . . (For Sweet @SGTScott's sake, I'll add the "- - - . . . ") Good luck, bud. Ayaq

You never heard the song "Earth Angel?" Crikey. 50's music is da best, bud. Ayaq

Lol. @JinxScorpio? Can you hear me? Jinx-mudder-frickin' Scorpio, can you see-ee me? Are you somewhere, up above, and are you . . . my own . . . Son-of-a-maracka. I only save the "rest" for da beautiful and proverbial "Ladies of >XI<." Still snickering. Ayaq

Hey, I'm changing my name to "You-son-of-a . . . - - - . . . " @ROCKAPE ain't got back to me, yet. Lol. You crazy bastiges and bastige-esses. Ayaq

Hi, GeForce. Happy birthday to you, bud. Ayaq P.S. - Many more to ye, sir. Lord @GeForce, Sir of Craps-a-Lot . . .

Scorpio, you son-of- . . . I'm a "Scorpio," too, this town ain't big enough . . . @JinxScorpio, you blighter, you. Ayaq

dA BEST. Ayaq.

Thank you, Sweetheart. I'll see if I can sharpen my "bowling ball" enough to proudly display the sig you've made for me. I love how you show The Hulk smashing @SGTSmeg into the granite wall, with his tongue hanging out, innards and entrails piled high onto the ground, and such. You, Sweet @Angelz, certainly rank as one of "The Best." No, I didn't (necessarily) say that you "ranked," I'm just typin'. Ayaq P.S. - (snickering sounds, like a "Stealing one of Grandma's Cookies When She Said No One Could Have One" kinda snickering sounds, while your brother, sister, and cousins are patting you on the back for successfully getting away with it, then summarily begging for a morsel--yeah, that kinda "snicker.") Lol.

P.P.P.P.S. - Sweet @Angelz? Can you hear me? Sweet Angelz? Can you see me? Are you somewhere up, above, and can to tell me (again) how to post, my sig, my love? You know, the one with the Hulk and his belt-'o-nades, firing his P-90, and smashing @SGTSmeg, and such? Yeah, that one! I've been trying to attach it, but Ayaq isn't the sharpest bowling ball on the rack. Lol. Ayaq

Awwwww!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Thanks to your son for his service to our fine country, and thank you, sir, for being the apparent father. Wait. No, wait. Hehhheheahehehhhhheheawhheeawhaewh!!! Love you, bud, you must be proud. I wanted to be a U.S. Marine at 17 years, but they had a problem with my perforated eardrum. I felt like Nicholas Cage in "Wind Talkers." Begging to serve, but frickin' ear problems. True, his might have been a tad worse than mine, but still . . . Lol. Love ya, bud. Hats off to da boy. "God Bless America." (Footnotes: and America's staunchest allies (we love you), Her Majesty, the Queen, the Prince of Monaco, Imelda Marcos (posthumously), etc., etc.) Shee-ite, might as well throw the Canadians and Australians in da mix . . Ayaq

Lol, Dog-Leg, aka @Bogleg. If I didn't "partake" of da ganja, I wouldn't comment on da partakin' of da ganja. Weed, as opposed to @WeednFeed, is legal here in Alaska. (Alaska) Senator Lisa Murkowski and (U.S.A. ) the Governor of Alaska (Google it--Ayaq doesn't lie, except to my Mom, and she's deceased . . . Yeah, Ayaq doesn't lie!!!!) have put forth propositions, with the delegations from Colorado, Washington, etc., to remove the federal "ill-legalization" of our friend, "Mary Jane." I don't condone the use of "weed," which is naturally-growing and-occurring plant, with any drugs. Some idiots say, "Yeah, what about heroine, it grows natural!!!!' Yes, idiot (not you fine folks), heroin is derived from a "naturally-growing" poppy plant, but it's processed with chemicals." What da? Shee-ite, I sound like a drug-pusher. Lol. My personal belief is this: "Life is good, life is short. Be good, and good miraculously happens to you." Ayaq

@Angelz, aka "Dream Angelz," and all of you other Sweethearts, and such . . . You may be able to "re-direct" the tide, but you can't stem it totally--the moon always pulls in the other irresistible direction. My Grandpa always said, the commercial fisherman that he was, "Time and tide waits for no man." You had to show up to the boat when the tide was either high, or at least coming in, to "fuel-up" or "water-up," or "gear-up," or "grub-up," or, yadda, son-of-a-maracka-yadda. Holy Son-of-a-Maracka: another "Ayaq Colloquialism:" I.e., "You can't stem dat bitch, hold on!!!!!" Ayaq P.S.. - Da "Lovely and Scrumptious Ladies of >XI<" should know that I mean no ill-respect towards them. The "Strapping Young Gents of >XI<," well, humm, yeah, well, dare okay, too. P.P.S. - Laughing really loud, if only to my audience. P.P.P.S. - Heahhehaeheheahehhhheahehaee!!!

Can we change the thread title to "Weed Dealers?" Just wunderin'. And, per happenchance, just laughin'. Lol. Ayaq

What da, Sweet "A," followed by another "A," the next time you see @LandShark, you wanna make him "put out?" What da? Maybe a P.M. from you and to the Birthday Boy, and not in da Public Forums? Lol. Happy birthday, Count @LandShark, Lord-of-Craps-A-Lot. Happy birthday to you, sir. Ayaq

God bless all of us. Those that are in immanent danger, get da frick' outta there!!! Insurance companies are trembling, and not because of the ensuing loss of life. Pray tell, stay safe. Ayaq

What da? @Surge? "Say it ain't so, Surge, say it ain't so . . . !!" In my best "Seinfeld" post-mailing-delivering-character-impression as possible, with the glowering eyes behind the glasses and all . . . "Hello, Surge . . . " Lol. Happy birthday, buddy. Many more to you, por favor (with Melman still glowering at you . . . ). Ayaq

Sir @LugNut, Count of Torques-A-Lot, a very melodic "Happy birthday" to you, sir. The "melodic" part, @SGTScott can sing to you, sir--it's his birthday, too. Maybe you can sing to each other? Just askin'. Hehehahehheehhwhhawhehehehehehaheehahae!! Happy birthday, indeed, to you, sir. Ayaq

Aww, @moron_6, I just posted in the other "SGTScottie, Lord-Thank-You-For-Letting-Me-Get-This-Far" post. Lol. Happy birthday, Sweet Scottie. Ayaq P.S. - You "Son-of-a- . . . - - - . . ."

Holy, Mack, "Dream @Angelz . . ., Dream Angelz . . ., Dream Angelz, whoooooo-hooooooo . . . " "Are you somewhere up, above, and are you still, my own, true love . . . Dream Angelz . . ., Dream Angelz . . ." Lol. I grew up listening to great music. "Weed" is Alaska-statutorily-legal here, and our frickin' Governor and Awesome Senator Murkowski (You know? The same one that voted against "Trump Care" along with Senators McCain and (the one from Maine? Sutton? Paine? Darned legalized weed in Alaska!!)" are pressing da Feds into making it legally on da federal level. Alaska was on the cusp of the edge in getting the "legalization" going. Colorado, Washington (State), Alaska, Washington, D.C., and others soon to follow, will act like the "moon" in stemming the flow of the tide against continuing criminalization. I am not one to condone driving under the influence of anything. I did notice, though, when I was drinking alcohol and driving (don't "gasp:" who amongst us hasn't? Hmm?), I tended to drive a little more aggressively, especially in the winter, when my small-block V-8, over-sized BF Goodrich Radial AT-KO2s, and $800 dual-exhausts in my F-150 (the dual-exhausts did increase air-flow, and thus, efficiency, but they sound bad when that's all you hear when you get left behind in the snow!!!). Wait, what was the topic? Oh, yeah . . . However, driving (okay, we're talking decades ago here, okay, everyone?) after smoking weed, every-single-frickin' driver zipping past me had to be direct-relatives to, or subsequent-descendants of, Mario Andretti, Steve McQueen, Richard Petty, etc., et al, yadda, sigh). Lol. You don't hear about people getting into high-speed crashes while under the influence of marijuana. You just don't. Okay, onto the next subject . . . Lol. Ayaq

Hey, hey, it's Sweet Scottie's birthday, aka Sweet @SGTScott, aka "Son-of-a . . . - - - . . . " Lol. Love ya, bud, hope the day is better than you imagined it woulda been. Shee-ite . . . I love you, man!!!!! Thank you for your service to your country, Sir Scottie, Duke of Devonshire . . . (Cough, cough--hacking a fur-ball, or sumptin' or udder . . . ). No, it wasn't the "service" part, is was da calling you "Sir" and "Duke" in da same sentence!!!! Lol. Love ya, bud. Ayaq