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Wow, @Hans, what da? That was probably as far as the "from left field" can go, bud. Ayaq Lol. "Did you miss me, or just my wife?," indeed.

Okay, you heard him . . . Everyone, let's all pick on Expeditiously!!! Aka "@Expedition." Okay, @FRENCHI, go ahead and blow your nose and take a "Oui! Oui!!" Or cry "Oui!! Oui!! Oui!!!" all da way home. Lol, bud. Seems that Expeditiously is envious of 'dat barbed hook in your mouth . . . Ayaq

Okay, @Poseidon, bud, I got the message behind the "sorry" P.M. I didn't know what you were talking about, about my sensitive feelings, and all 'dat. Lol. Ayaq has a relatively-thick skin--divorce seems to have that effect, on some people. "My D-I-V-O-R-C-E, becomes final, today . . . And me and little J-O-E, . . ." Sad song, indeed. But you know, if you play it backwards!!!!! We all get our houses back, our families back, our trucks back, our , . . You keeningly-bright young gents and scrumptious ladies . . . Ayaq P.S. - Edited to add, Sir Poseidon, " . . . Aww. Feelin' too much melancholy to proceed. Thanks, bud. Lol. Added a "P.P.S." to say that the frickin' Canadians, up to-and-includin' frickin' @JohnnyDos and @AthenA, and @ etc.) got da better side of da "Falls," just lettin' you know about "spoiler alert."

Shee-ite, @Unchileno--"Oon-Chllay-No," if you're "Janet Jackson-styled" nasty--you were the one recording him, what da? You only need one copy, you can erase the rest, including the ones on your "8-GB Thumb Drives." Funny--not "funny," per se, just "bewildering?"--that @TBBwould have several thumb drives containing these particular downloads, just wunderin' . . . Ayaq

@elmerfud, thanks to you for your service, Sir. @Ruggerxi will, as part of his 2-decade's-long agreement with you, Sir, surely assign a significant portion of his >XI< pension to you, Sir. Crikey. Inquirin' >XI< minds need to be in da no (or "know," if you're @Joe Canadian). Or "No means "No!!!!," especially is you're Mr. "No Means Probably!!!" Canadian. No insults intended for my other fellow (fellow? Neighbors-to-Alaska, Maybe?) Canadians. Ayaq

@ice;, I think @AthenA's still "prettier" than you, bud. Just sayin'. Ayaq

Wow, your team, Sweet @AthenA, with @BlackRose and whomever else is on your team, is "overly-sweet." Just observin'. Those frickin' black thorns, those . . . Lol. Good luck to ye Sweethearts. Ayaq

Sorry, @Poseidon, you esteemed sir, you. I try to--(in Jefe's voice, pronounce "Heff-ay," from da movie "The Three Amigos"), "Pardon me, El Poseidon, but I know dat I do not possess your superior intell-eckt, and education . . ." "But could it be that, once again, you are mad at something else and choose to take it out on me?" Lol. "When you want da flower, you take da flower . . . When you want da @TacoBill, you take da TacoBill. When you want da Carmen, you take da Carmen . . . why don't you just "take her?" El Poseidon, you do not understand women . . . Shee-ite, who does? Sigh. Ayaq

Hehehahahahahhehhahehhaehea!!! @Aracefan, c'mon, now? That was frickin' sweeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--ttttttt-tuhhhhhhhhh!!!! That's how someone who's having a stroke spells "sweat" when being poked in da face with da darned, yet goodingly-intended "night stick." Anyone that knows me knows that I love to refer to myself in the "third-person" context. Again, por favor (with the apostrophe above da "o") the 4 (pronounced "Quattro," for my buddy, @FRENCHI) D-Cell Magnum (No, Sweet Frenchi--not that "Magnum." Please try to put it back in his--or "her," with all the trans-anything going on, who knows?"-- purse), aircraft-quality-and-aluminum-casted flashlight (lol, don't ask, don't frickin' tell. Don't worry, I swing on da udder side, got two kids to prove it. Wait, what in da frickin' $#@%^! were we talking about? Damn legal weed in Alaska, as opposed to illegally-consummated and suspiciously-bereft @WeednFeed, and other new Grandpas (congrats again, Weed, you son-of-a . . . - - - . . .), and special people, and such? I knew @Gatorgirl would react, and quickly (she is, in "Yoda voice"). Please, @Sammy, put me da "Gospel" channel. God bless you fine ladies and strapping , young gents. It's a pleasure to know ya. Don't worry. I'm a Christian. I'm not committing the "last good-bye" speech. If gosh-fangled @BlackRose doesn't answer my frickin' P.M., we'll see!!! Lol. Ayaq P.S. - Lol.

@BlackRose, you Sweetheart, you--he said "teamless," and not "topless." Lol. Skype me da vid. JK, Sweetheart. "La ya." That was what my 3-year old daughter used to say to me in response to my "I love you." La ya. You venomously-slathering, ghoulishly-dripping, gashingly-dropping "thorn bearer," you. Every . . . Rose has it's thorns . . . Every, cowboy . . . I miss singing with my buddy, AH-1 (Rest In Peace, our resident "Pennsylvania Idol"). And I miss and love you blighters. Sigh. "Where, oh where, or where can she be? I searched da world over and thought I found true love . . . She met anudder and "plththhh!," she wuz gone . . . Ayaq

Happy day to you, sir. You ever pulled the stopper from a really good bottle of wine, and the wine was so good that you had to "tongue" the residuals on the stopper? Hmm? You ever been a "cork-sucker?" Lol. Happy day to you, sir. Ayaq

Happy day, happy day, Moon. Ayaq

@PainKiller, you're "bi-curious," what? What? Lol. The Americans have "Holidays" 'cause we can "cry if we want to, cry if we want to, . . ." "You would cry to, if this 'wuz happenin' to yous . . . ." Lol. Ayaq

@dadda2 Foods Mayonnaise. 'Nuff said. Ayaq

The American P-47 Thunderbolt, aka "Thud," fighter-bomber used to escort the B-17s to bomb targets over France, on the B-17's bombing missions in Germany, but the Thud's didn't have the range to bring 'em all da way into Germany and back (to Britain); they had to turn back before entering German airspace. While they had great kills with their powerful engine and eight--yes, EIGHT!!!!--.0.50 caliber machine guns, the Thud's simply didn't have the "legs" to escort the bombers all the way to Germany and back. Enter the P-51D Mustang, with it's ellipsoidal wings, beautifully-engineered Rolls Royce "Merlin" engine, body crammed with extra fuel and outfitted with external "drop tanks." ZZTop had a song written about the frickingly-awesome P-51D Mustang, bubble-canopy, and all: "She's got legs . . . she knows how to use 'em . . . She's got legs . . . she knows how to abuse 'em (the ME-109s and FW-190s and HE 110S, and yadda, yadda, everything, that is) . . ." The only thing faster than the P-51 was the ME-262 "Swallow," though the beautiful DeHaviland "Mosquito" almost hit the mark. The German Arrado AR-something-or-other (it had two counter-rotating and centerline props, one fore and one aft) fighter was the only plane that could fly as fast, but it wasn't officially "operational." The Arrado AR-something-or-other bomber had great speed, as well. Hitler was so adamant about sinking the bridge over Ramagen that, when his artillery and Stuka dive-bomber attacks failed to drop it, he sent in the Arrado jet-propelled bombers in, as well. The bombers missed, thousands of American soldiers and tanks crossed the besieged bridge, until it finally collapsed, taking around 60 (mostly-wounded) Americans and engineers with it. Fast-forward to the Pacific, America's "2nd Front." American P-38s (well, one outta the squad, anyway) shot down General Yamamoto, the so-called "architect" behind the Pearl Harbor surprise attack. Atrocity? Good always overcomes evil. America and its prized allies will prevail. God bless you all. Shee-ite. Ayaq

Welcome, welcome. Great (I'm sure) additions to the effervescent and eternally-optimistic Admins., Sr. Admins., and Moderators, and frickingly-awesome @Sammy, with whom I've gathered, over the years, has had so much to do with the successes of our server and family and yadda, yadda, yadda . . . Maybe while you're there, you new Moderators, you, you might cast a wary eye towards @NostradewmusXI? You know, just to make sure of, you know . . . Lol. Ayaq

Heeeyyyy, yaaaaa . . . , heeeyyyyyy, yaaaa!!! (Not to be confused with the venerable @Mule's "Awwwwwwwww!!! Awwwwwwww!!) "Shake it like a Polaroid pick-shuh!!!!" Welcome to the venerable (word-of-da-day) >XI< forums. Ayaq

That was awesome. @Damage_inc-, good to see you typing again, bud. Please post some more of your good jokes. You and I must be on the same "parallel," because many of the jokes you've posted have literally made me laugh my ass off. Post, baby!!! If you've gotten over 1,000 posts, and if you post a pic of anyone "of ill-repute" walking the cobble-stone streets of Boston, you may be . . . "A posting whore, post-whore." Lol? C'mon, now!! Ayaq

Lol, Sammy, said In the best "Cliff Claven" way that was as humanly possibly been said. Hehehhehehehehehhahaeha!!! Good one. Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< forums, Roland. CCR (That's "Creedence Clearwater Revival" for the uninformed, aka "Young Punks") wrote a song about you the last time you fell outta your skiff and into da drink . . . "Roland . . . Roland . . . Roland in da river . . ." Lol (snickering, actually). Did I say "Welcome?" To da >XI< forums? Not sure, frickin' decaffeinated tea has that effect on some people. Or overly-octaned spirits, not sure, what? Ayaq

Like @FRENCHI said, and like all pole-dancers say, "Been viewed." I'm not sure, my French is a littla rusty. Ccould use some tweakin', as opposed to "twerking." Welcome to the >XI< forums. Ayaq

Lol, @Ruggerxi, Count of MeansALot. Love the server, website, and you frickers. Ayaq P.S. - Said lovingly, tenderly, . . . yadda, yadda, yadda.

My name is "Drew." I live on the second floor. You live upstairs from me, and yes, son-of-a-bitch, yes, I think I've seen you before. Lol. Welcome to the >XI< forums. Nice intro. Ayaq P.S. - It's "P.P.S." for "post-post script." If you type "Pss," @AthenA might think you're whistling in her ear. Just advisin'.

Did I say "Happy birthday?" Not sure, too lazy to scroll, lol. "A, then another frickin' A" has that effect on people, including me. Some may know her as @AthenA. She says "Athena," but we say "A, then another frickin' A." Lol. Ayaq

Wow, @Trailrtrash. Nice photo, bud. Absolutely frickin'-lutely spectacular. Oh, and happy birthday, @PDizzle, by the way, since I'm here anyways. Lol. Ayaq