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Timpie, remember that you have to stick the afore-mentioned flower in the microwave for about 20 seconds (in a 1500 kW microwave) to get the "desired" temperature, and hence, results.  I don't know this personally, but Azzkickr told me so, so it's got to be true.  Ayaq

What's the matter, Google, couldn't find the G-spot?  Hmm?  Lol.  Ayaq

Haven't gamed with you or talked with you, but Happy Birthday regardless, Roy.  Hope it's a great one.  Ayaq

What's the matter, Google, couldn't find the G-spot?  Hmm?  Lol.  Ayaq

What's the matter, Google, couldn't find the G-spot?  Hmm?  Lol.  Ayaq

Welcome to the clan, Athena.  "Dat girl, she done run down dat street, right dare, dat a'way, Athena!!"  Ayaq

Thank you, Sir Dadda, Lord of Mayhem, and husband to the Duchess of Mayhem, aka "Sandra Anne."
 
Hope you, as well as the rest of you reading this (Moron--we'll sound it out for you!!!), have a great year, only to be outmatched by the next.  Ayaq

Thank you, Sir Dadda, Lord of Mayhem, and husband to the Duchess of Mayhem, aka "Sandra Anne."
 
Hope you, as well as the rest of you reading this (Moron--we'll sound it out for you!!!), have a great year, only to be outmatched by the next.  Ayaq

Stock shorties, Gunny?  You got some stock crotchless-panties, too, for Azzkikr and Gooney and Wild Thing?  They requested "hot pink" this time.  Lol.  Ayaq

Okay, I read the third and fourth posts, again, and stared laughing again.  Those are funny, too.  Thanks for the posts, guys.  Ayaq

Hehahehehaheehheeheahahahhwe!!
 
After I read the first joke, I was laughing.  I saw that there was a second joke, and was prepared to be disappointed because the first joke was so good.
 
I read the second joke and laughed even harder.
 
Hehaehehahaehahehe!!
 
Very good.  Not that I'm a judge or anything, but when I scrolled down to the bottom, I had to scroll back up to the first two jokes to start laughing again.
 
Just sayin'.  Love you guys, in that, you know, not-that-kinda-way, and you definitely, >XI< ladies, in that kinda way.  Ayaq 

And Alphabet, like the true, blue-blooded >XI< member he is, kept on playing and muttering "Tornado be damned!!"  Lol.
 
Glad you guys didn't have to click your red pumps three times.  
 
Freddy Fender:  "Click your pumps, three times if you want me . . . stomp on the floor, if the answer is no-ooooo.  Oh my sweetness, . .  . " Ayaq

Frenchi, buddy, Happy Birthday, you son-of-a . . . . !!!!!
 
Lol.  Hope you have a great day.    <-----(Frenchi's the one with the pink panties.  His wife is the one with the stick . . . just sayin', 'cause internet posts don't lie)
Ayaq

Thank you, Lady "Misty Mae" and Lady "Nisty Days and Nisty Nights (sung to a tune by Freddy Fender)."  Wishing you the very best Merry Christmas.
 
All to all of you other fine-and-cultured >XI< ladies, and to all of you run-of-the-mill >XI< blokes, I wish you a very happy and joyous holiday season.  Ayaq

Thank you, Lady "Misty Mae" and Lady "Nisty Days and Nisty Nights (sung to a tune by Freddy Fender)."  Wishing you the very best Merry Christmas.
 
All to all of you other fine-and-cultured >XI< ladies, and to all of you run-of-the-mill >XI< blokes, I wish you a very happy and joyous holiday season.  Ayaq

Merry Christmas - Happy Hannukah - Happy Holidays to all       

Merry Christmas to everyone one of you.  Be like me and remember the "reason for the season."
 
Think of the joyous things around you, and be not wistful for the material things that aren't.  Just sayin'.  Ayaq

I don't know why, but I pictured Boom-Boom doing and saying all those things.
 
Lol, JK, Boom.  That was a mean, but funny, thought, so I'm not even going to post this.  Ayaq

Welcome to the >XI< family, Springfield.  Where else can you cuss at the girls and sexually harass the guys?  I mean, well, the other way around, you know what I mean.
 
Got some great people here, as I'm sure you've found out and will continue to find out.  Ayaq

Sign up Mr. Ayaq Guyaq; I'll even play on the men's team this time.
 
Before, during, and after the scrim, here's Sally: 
Here's Sandra: 
 
All of guys get a turn with the switch, hoo-hoo!!!!
 
Sally and Sandra:  :popo:
Looking forward to it.  Ayaq

I know I speak for all of us >XI< rabid gamers when I say "Thanks, Admins., et al, for all of the hard work and long hours that you put into making the >XI< servers run as smoothly as you can."
 
The >XI< servers are fun to play, and are filled with unbelievably-beautiful >XI< ladies and stunningly-handsome >XI< ogres . . . I mean, "gentlemen."
 
You Admins. and programmers earn every darn-blasted red penny of your >XI< salaries.  We appreciate it.  Ayaq

Lol.  Great discussion, I love it--could go on for pages.  It helps to understand where we are today by understanding where we were yesterday.
 
The Axis lost, and the Good Guys won.  That about sums it, don't you think?  Ayaq

I know I speak for all of us >XI< rabid gamers when I say "Thanks, Admins., et al, for all of the hard work and long hours that you put into making the >XI< servers run as smoothly as you can."
 
The >XI< servers are fun to play, and are filled with unbelievably-beautiful >XI< ladies and stunningly-handsome >XI< ogres . . . I mean, "gentlemen."
 
You Admins. and programmers earn every darn-blasted red penny of your >XI< salaries.  We appreciate it.  Ayaq

Yeah, SOB's right: the Russians could have done it on their own without American involvement--NOT!!!
 
Read up on your history, male offspring of a mother and father.  I'm not sure why it seems to me that you're totally discounting America's role in the ultimate WWII victory.  It wasn't just the damned Atlantic Wall with which Germany had to expend its resources.  Many anti-aircraft guns were deployed to defend Germany's cities (Berlin was indeed the most heavily-defended city in the world) from the American's relentless day-bombing and the British's night-bombing raids.  Those guns could have otherwise been deployed to the Russian front.
 
The Americans and Brits were also coming up the "soft underbelly" of the Nazis; i.e., Italy.  Hitler transferred several divisions from the Soviet front to help the Italians defend the push, even after Mussolini was executed.
 
America had its enormous industrial might cranked up to the hilt.  The Liberty ships shipped millions upon millions of tons of cargo overseas, not just to supply our own troops, but to supply our allies and its citizens as well.  The Americans deployed long-range bombers (most notably the B-24 Liberator, equipped with radar developed by the British) and the Catalina "Flying Boat" to hunt the submarines that were sinking the supply ships on their way to Britain.  Thanks to the work of the Brits deciphering the Enigma code at Bletchley Park, and the Polish personnel that initially had made great strides on cracking the code, the Allies were able to protect its supply convoys much more effectively.  If the U-Boats couldn't be sunk, the convoys would maneuver around the Wolf Packs, particularly in the "Black Gap."
 
See, SOB?  There's another example of the Nazis spending valuable, finite resources to stem the unending flow of American war material and other goods to Britain.  When the Americans and Brits (and I'd be remiss to not include our other staunch allies, the Canadians and the Australians) were pushing east towards Germany, Hitler launched his last major offensive of WWII--a counter-attack against the Americans at the Ardennes forest--the "Battle of the Bulge."
 
These examples are only a few that pop to mind.  I'm not googling anything, just typing from my still-functional memory banks.  If the United States of America HAD NOT joined the cause, how many more atrocities do you think would have been committed by the Nazis? 
 
I shudder at even the thought.  Ayaq.