Crusher
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Crusher got a reaction from Sonovabich in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from bds1961 in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from FUNky in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from L!ckALotAPus in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from Damage_inc- in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from little_old_man in First presidential joke for the new administration...
A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers...
Can I help you?
The guy asks if President Obama is here.
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?
The guy asks, is President Obama is here?
The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.
The guy walks off.
This continues for a week.
The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.
The Marine answers, may I help you?
Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?
The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here.
The guys says,
I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!
:lol:
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Crusher got a reaction from FUNky in Well this is interesting...
Well, by looking at the signature, you can tell it's a rubber stamp. Persons who fill out umpteen docs all day get them. This is no big deal as this person is just a witness at the registrars office. This person is doing nothing but verifying what the medical examiner signed. It's all legal when the state seal is embossed on the document from the notary.
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Crusher got a reaction from TheLastColdBeer in Tithead
Tithead was a riot in the server. I like all the smack talk that comes from people like him, Dirt Napist and Nacho...
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Crusher got a reaction from Sonovabich in Tithead
Tithead was a riot in the server. I like all the smack talk that comes from people like him, Dirt Napist and Nacho...
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in Oh so short of a joke for ya!
HXTR,
Please tell me that shirt exists!
That is bad ass..... Told my wife about it. She laughed her tits off....
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Crusher got a reaction from Spartacus in Beer!!!!! Best beer I have had in America
Young's Double chocolate Stout... Beer and dessert all in one.
Yummy!
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Crusher got a reaction from Elvis9 in Heart Attack
WOW! Glad to see you all still playing after that.
LOL @ Hunter and the remote....
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Crusher got a reaction from AyaqGuyaq in Oh so short of a joke for ya!
A baby seal walks into a club.....
Ba dum bump!
Thank you and good night!
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in Happy MLK day.. we have been bless by Wikileaks on MLK.. FBI Files.
And to top that all off, Obummer just gave Bradley (Chelsea) Manning a full presidential pardon...
How do you like them apples!
Sorry Hxtr,
Thought you were going somewhere else with the Wikileaks thing...
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in Oh so short of a joke for ya!
A baby seal walks into a club.....
Ba dum bump!
Thank you and good night!
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Crusher got a reaction from AthenA in Oh so short of a joke for ya!
A baby seal walks into a club.....
Ba dum bump!
Thank you and good night!
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Crusher got a reaction from BigPapaDean in Magnus!!
Hey Magnus,
You should take her up on the offer....
LOL
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in Merry Christmas to all my friends at XI!
I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I have had a great year on the COD5 servers and I would like to continue for 2017.
Please stay safe throughout this holiday season where ever your travels take you.
Nice shootin' ya!
FU2 Crusher
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Crusher got a reaction from Merlin007 in Merry Christmas to all my friends at XI!
I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I have had a great year on the COD5 servers and I would like to continue for 2017.
Please stay safe throughout this holiday season where ever your travels take you.
Nice shootin' ya!
FU2 Crusher
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Crusher got a reaction from LtLaszlo in what do you do??
Hi all!
I'll throw my hat into this ring...
I help develop and test safety systems for Toyota and Lexus vehicles.
I currently have under my belt: LKA (Lane Keeping Assist), BSM (Blind Spot Monitor), ACC (Advanced Cruise Control), PCS (Pre Collision System), RCTA (Rear Cross Traffic Alert), RCTB Rear Cross Traffic Alert /with Braking).
Most of the technology goes in Lexus models first and then a year or 2 later we funnel it into the Toyota lineup.
My test and evaluation vehicles range from Prius vehicles->No fun, to $65,000.00 Lexus RX's, GS's, ES's.
I have included a picture of our Lexus GS F-Sport that we used during the ITS World Congress (Intelligent Transport Systems) in Detroit 2015.
This development vehicle with all the tech onboard is a 1/2 million dollar vehicle, and boy does she drive like one!
I also included a pic from when Toyota paid me to get my Advanced Driving License and sent me to Bondurant School of Racing for 3 days... What a BLAST!!!
They toss you a set of keys to a Corvette and tell you to have fun! New set of tires every 3 days! Whoa Baby!!!
Not too bad for a crackhead!
No, Just kidding.... Dickhead maybe... Scratch that...
Definitely a dickhead... Hefe33 will vouch for that! So will UP, Skuzapo, Concours and a few others.
Later!
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Crusher got a reaction from hxtr in what do you do??
Hi all!
I'll throw my hat into this ring...
I help develop and test safety systems for Toyota and Lexus vehicles.
I currently have under my belt: LKA (Lane Keeping Assist), BSM (Blind Spot Monitor), ACC (Advanced Cruise Control), PCS (Pre Collision System), RCTA (Rear Cross Traffic Alert), RCTB Rear Cross Traffic Alert /with Braking).
Most of the technology goes in Lexus models first and then a year or 2 later we funnel it into the Toyota lineup.
My test and evaluation vehicles range from Prius vehicles->No fun, to $65,000.00 Lexus RX's, GS's, ES's.
I have included a picture of our Lexus GS F-Sport that we used during the ITS World Congress (Intelligent Transport Systems) in Detroit 2015.
This development vehicle with all the tech onboard is a 1/2 million dollar vehicle, and boy does she drive like one!
I also included a pic from when Toyota paid me to get my Advanced Driving License and sent me to Bondurant School of Racing for 3 days... What a BLAST!!!
They toss you a set of keys to a Corvette and tell you to have fun! New set of tires every 3 days! Whoa Baby!!!
Not too bad for a crackhead!
No, Just kidding.... Dickhead maybe... Scratch that...
Definitely a dickhead... Hefe33 will vouch for that! So will UP, Skuzapo, Concours and a few others.
Later!
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Crusher got a reaction from Evil-Monkey in what do you do??
Hi all!
I'll throw my hat into this ring...
I help develop and test safety systems for Toyota and Lexus vehicles.
I currently have under my belt: LKA (Lane Keeping Assist), BSM (Blind Spot Monitor), ACC (Advanced Cruise Control), PCS (Pre Collision System), RCTA (Rear Cross Traffic Alert), RCTB Rear Cross Traffic Alert /with Braking).
Most of the technology goes in Lexus models first and then a year or 2 later we funnel it into the Toyota lineup.
My test and evaluation vehicles range from Prius vehicles->No fun, to $65,000.00 Lexus RX's, GS's, ES's.
I have included a picture of our Lexus GS F-Sport that we used during the ITS World Congress (Intelligent Transport Systems) in Detroit 2015.
This development vehicle with all the tech onboard is a 1/2 million dollar vehicle, and boy does she drive like one!
I also included a pic from when Toyota paid me to get my Advanced Driving License and sent me to Bondurant School of Racing for 3 days... What a BLAST!!!
They toss you a set of keys to a Corvette and tell you to have fun! New set of tires every 3 days! Whoa Baby!!!
Not too bad for a crackhead!
No, Just kidding.... Dickhead maybe... Scratch that...
Definitely a dickhead... Hefe33 will vouch for that! So will UP, Skuzapo, Concours and a few others.
Later!