Blackbart

Get out the hammer and saw and get it fixed...LOL...Hope to see you this weekend... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

Claymores are packed with C-4, a plastic explosive...You can form it like silly putty into balls and bounce it...You can light small amounts on fire (as long as its not enclosed) and it will burn extremely hot and fast...What you cannot do is put an electric charge to it, it will blow your ass to pieces...When in Vietnam we would use small pieces set on fire to heat c-rats...You had to stir quickly and watch the bottom of the can because it would melt if held for more than a few seconds at a time...We also just for kicks would set a pea size piece on fire then stomp it...It would sound like a rifle being shot... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I see you got the boat out to do a little hard water fishing on your special day... :)

Ok guys we need to go easy on poor old Pete...If he wanted this kind of abuse he could have stayed home and listened to his wife...LOL... :)

So your the one that drew the short straw and had to come pick-up Justin Bieber...Or did you want his autograph so badly that you volunteered...LOL...Make sure when you get him back on your side of the border you keep him there...We don't want him back ever... :)

Once she voluntarily moved out and being eighteen she essentially declared herself emancipated...

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

Congrats Johnny...I can't think of a more deserving person to be MOTM... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

Dark was so cute as a newborn Idiot...Now he has a face that only Lady could love...LOL j/k Buddy...congrats on the 4 yr Anniversary... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

If Noddy was still a member that would be the standard procedure but I don't know if it works that way for former members...I would not have a problem with grandfathering him though...

The weather has nothing to do with my dislike of California...I was discharged in Oakland in 1968...During the cab ride to the airport, the piece of shit driver called me a baby killer and said I should have died there...Any other time I would have tore him a new ass, but after thirteen months of Hell I just wanted to get home... :)

Pfff...10 mill...It would take considerable more than that to ever get me to go to California again... :)

Good news...I'm happy for you... :)

I make sure the wife always has her titty bare...er...um...tiddy bear in her car... :)

Thanks for the heads up DJ...I look forward to seeing it... :)

Dedicated to all women everywhere...

I hope you are in a high tax bracket so my social security doesn't run out before I do...Lol... :)

Happy B-Day Buddy...I hope you have a great one... :)

That is correct...If the decision to shoot is made then you shoot at center mass and shoot until the gun is empty... :)