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and that is why they wrote this song: Lyrics: well it aint somethin that i like to see and i hope it never happens to me when ya see a smiling woman and a frowning man she got a ring in his nose and a ring on her hand well i knew a guy and he was real funky ya know that was of course until he got lucky when ya see a smiling woman and a frowning man she got a ring in his nose and a ring on her hand now i know all you men think that you all right and the one you got well she's alright when ya see a smiling woman and a frowning man she got a ring in his nose and a ring on her hand well i knew a guy and he was real funky ya know that was of course until he got lucky when ya see a smiling woman and a frowning man she got a ring in his nose and a ring on her hand now i know all you men think that you all right and the one you got well she's alright when ya see a smiling woman and a frowning man she got a ring in his nose and a ring on her hand ring in his nose and a ring on her hand ring in his nose and a ring on her hand oh hows that yeah everybodys got to be unlucky sometime thats the way it goes
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They finally found proof! Proof of Trump grabbing a p*ssy!
JohnnyDos replied to Crusher's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
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And even then they won't buy them from what I've seen.
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Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And my FAVORITE¦ The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~ **A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like, night.** Happy New Years and see you next year.
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Nothing current comes close to this song. This kind of songwriting is long gone.
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When I was a kid it cost a quarter to go to the show so I would say it had to be Tarzan the Ape Man, The Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies are probably the most famous of all the different versions that have been made of the famous jungle dweller. 1932's Tarzan the Ape Man is the film in which Olympic Gold Medal Winner Weissmuller made his debut and surprisingly enough it still holds up pretty well after nearly 80 years. I had a theatre just 2 blocks from where I lived and I was about 8 years old so that was about 1959.
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Hey Spinpuppy,I was getting needles in both eyes every 3 months for now in the last year they're about 6 months apart and I also had that laser welding in the back of my eyes to seal up some leaky blood vessels,I'm just glad that I can still see pretty good and actually my vision has improved.But my problem came from diabetes a bit different than your problem.The shots I get have a medicine called Lucentis and it costs $1,800/eye.Lucky we are covered by our plan Green Shield.Just wanted to say did you freak out when the Dr. told you about injections in your eyeball?When I get them for me that day is shot I can't watch TV or if it's to sunny outside forget it and no driving that day either.Only thing I didn't have a detached retina.But when I heard needle in the eye,I had to tell my story,it's been going on since I got a complete physical before I retired from Chryslers/FCAA on June 1st 2003.Take care of your eyes people or you won't be playing games anymore.
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So sad to hear Ausimatador.
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Christmas is upon us once again - together with the seasonal dilemma, "What shall I buy for her indoors,- that will be both appropriate and, more significantly, appreciated?????????" Well, for once, as far as I am concerned, I can honestly say, "No problem!!!!!" - thanks to an article, published just yesterday, in "Practical Solutions for Us All." Quite honestly, I acted immediately and for once, in a very long time, I look forward, with eager anticipation, to Christmas morning and the look of surprise and unbounded appreciation on the face of she who shall remain nameless when she opens her present!u Such is my feeling of not just goodwill but relief, that it would be unforgivable for me not to share my discovery with you and thereby solve what must, unquestionably, also be YOUR seasonal dilemma!!!!!!!!! After years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem. Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design. Julie from Pontlottyn said :- 'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be' Susan from Llwynypia added :- 'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle'
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Good man dadda2, great accomplishment for the way most couples turn out in these times.I'll have a toast for you and your wife, may you have another 50 together.Mine is coming in Feb.2018 be 43 years for me.
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How did you know?LOL
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Thanks ,SOB,Frenchi and RobMc,and believe me I fall.LOL
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I'm amazed on how much music has gone downhill. Music today is missing the human factor. It's all auto-tune and fixed up. No more raw energy. That's what felt god about music like this. Dear Lord, please bring back the 60's & 70's. There's no reason not to. Look at 2017. It's total shit. Make us happy again Lord. Wave your mighty hand and bring back the 60's & 70's. You can do it Lord!! You can do it ! ! !
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seulement 1 façon qu'il goûte.
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Just great we can have my birthday party also and Rugger that is just great what you are doing for your dad,it puts a big smile on their face.That is so nice,you're a good man.
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Deer Sur, I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do sum Acounting 2. I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me. I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2 Complikaited. My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a job bcuz of my persinalety.. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser. Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar. Sinseerly, Peggy May McBiggins PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low. Dear Peggy May: Start on Monday, we have spell check. Harvey Weinstein