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JohnnyDos

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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNRDcYYDNa0 JIM McCARTY also played in the Detroit Band called the Rockets
  2. After you found this out:
  3. WOW SOB Universe an old group,I was 20 years old back then,I liked the whole LP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw4srV1WWxs
  4. HXTR he is Canadian so they are in metric system.So 2.5 cm = 1inch
  5. I just finished snow blowing after 2 hrs this morning,yesterday went out 3 times,15inches of snow with heavy drifting that was the problem,now waiting for the plow to come down the street to block me in the driveway which means more shoveling.Snow just looks nice.LOL
  6. When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch.It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers"(invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook,if there was one,but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless(God I should have gone to the gym!!!)thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance". To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!"Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday -the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time).That will have to do.You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse,which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper -not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly,dear,"You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get". By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too At this point, you give up.. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket! and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, .....so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this". As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks,"What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?" ........... This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!).It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs.It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse, and hand you Kleenex under the door! Send this to all women that understand what bonding in the bathroom is all about! A Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find... Supportive.... Comfortable ... Always Lifts You Up... Never Lets You Down, or Leaves You Hanging, And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!! Share with anyone who needs a good laugh!
  7. I'm SHIT OUT OF LUCK according to the requirements. Donors must be between 18 and 50 years old throughout the time of their donation window.
  8. Never heard of the group in the 1st video.This is my favorite Pretty Things tune: And one from the Stray Cats:
  9. You ever heard these 2 oldies?Protest songs they use to play around here.GIL SCOTT HERON is the writer singer.
  10. I believe it and you, cause I know you have visited and plus what I see on TV.Very true Olive.
  11. Happy Australia Day Hell Kid.
  12. A radio station.WABX-FM. ( Detroit MI) Not on the air anymore.
  13. Eight-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Frank." Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is no longer Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Frank." "What?" she said. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again. The next day when Mohammad returned to school the teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Frank?" she asked. "Well shortly after becoming Irish I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
  14. Same thing in "shout box" this morning.
  15. He asked very nice,so that makes him nice & stupid./jk.
  16. Forgot to tell you I really liked the instrumental on the slide show "The Red Hot Chili Peppers "Californication"
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