I was arrested one time over a book.....handcuffed, belt removeds and shoelaces too....the whole damn thing.....
I was on a night service call years ago when I pulled into a dunkin doughnuts to get a coffee....so kid I went to school with and didnt get along well with was now a cop...in the dunkin doughnuts....he kinda knew me from high school and didnt like me to well so he started to harass me a bit...how the times had changed....anyhow....
he called in my license and there was an outstanding warrant for my arrest....I was like WTF?? Really? for what?? he said it doesnt say but its from 1989....I was like hmmm....could be anything really...I dont really remeber 1989 so well....anyhow....bam...arrested....
Fast forward to the next morning....I grab a local lawyer and proceed to court the next day...after getting bailed out at 3 am and such.....my lawyer goes upstairs to find out what the warrant is for....he comes back and loudly announces in the court room that he cant belive what he just heard about me and marches me outside....now everyone in court is looking at me like a serial killer and I am like oh shit....I wonder what the hell I did....
We get outside and he says...did you forget to return a library book in 1988??? Well...the judge didnt know what the hell to do and adjourned my case until I could make contact with the library...which I did after looking through my books and shit I had found the one in question....BTW this is all in 1996....like they couldnt find me before? ANyhow....the lady at the library didnt know what to do so she charged my $20.00 in fines and let me keep the book....I go back to court and the judge fined me $20 more and court costs....then the lawyer charged me $250.00....
So now there is a file on me somewhere regqarding my lawless ways....
I still own the book....ready for this??
"Practical Chess Endgames"
Good lord....