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A man went on vocation to Wales and was travelling along the country side and he decided to sop at this little town and he started saying hi to everyone and he came across this old man sitting by himself, so he walked up and introduced himself

 

David: Hello, my name is David

 

The man just looked at him

 

David: umm, what is your name?

 

You want to know my name, well you see those rail lines over there, I helped lay them, do you think they call me Shawn the builder?

 

David: umm yeah

 

Shawn: No, do you see those buildings over there, I help design them and do you think they call me Shawn the designer?

 

David: yeah

 

Shawn: no, do you see that road you came in on, I helped pave it, but do you think they call me Shawn the paver?  

 

David: ah yes

 

Shawn: no, not even that, but you fuck one sheep over 30 years ago and your labelled for life.

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Damn the word got out.

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.....it sounds like my dad.

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