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3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.

The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.

Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.

He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates.

 

God I am bored in class haha, I am just going to keep posting all the jokes I know to pass the time lol



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heheh that was a good one

 



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Good one!

 

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funny....lol..lol..



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He must of got busted only see  1 joke lol


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hahahah great one



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nah, I didn't get busted, the prof ended class early so me and my friends went drinking on campus, thank god they have pubs on campus lol makes the day go by so much faster when you can drinkCool   



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Posted

Nice..But ..Some else posted this allready...CopyCat...Eh!!!



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He can't help it, he's been drinking.Tongue out



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fuck really someone eles posted it haha, maybe I need to stop drinking Undecided, fuck that haha, I already had like 3 beers at my friends dorm today i love university lmao and chile EH!!!!!!!!!!!


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