GorillaXI Posted July 13, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Posted July 13, 2011 I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again ... same senario ! I departed the store with the $46.64. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little Chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said, "Where ?" While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff." I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Sonovabich Posted July 13, 2011 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Device: Windows Posted July 13, 2011 They all sound like idiots to me...tag them quick before they get away
NickTheGrip Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Posted July 14, 2011 they should be lifetime members I got some too Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted July 14, 2011 Sonovabich They all sound like idiots to me...tag them quick before they get away lol Awards
WolfTiS Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 14, 2011 That is scary shit.... Awards
hxtr Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 14, 2011 They could be my family.....
Paperman Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 207 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 790 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 5015 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21, 2015 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Posted July 14, 2011 Yes they can!
GorillaXI Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Posted July 14, 2011 hxtr They could be my family..... Hell, I swear those were memories from stories that you told me about what you did one day.
Jonny Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted July 14, 2011 GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Awards
hxtr Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 14, 2011 Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say?
GorillaXI Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Posted July 14, 2011 hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem.
hxtr Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 14, 2011 GorillaXI hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem. Sie sind fuck you asshole Gorilla werde ich nie nie wieder. Aber wenn sie sich rasiert es erinnert mich sehr gut über ihre Jugend.
GorillaXI Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Author Posted July 14, 2011 hxtr GorillaXI hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem. Sie sind fuck you asshole Gorilla werde ich nie nie wieder. Aber wenn sie sich rasiert es erinnert mich sehr gut über ihre Jugend. "Alter, lutsch mein' Schwanz!"
Jonny Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted July 14, 2011 GorillaXI hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem. lol Awards
hxtr Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted July 14, 2011 Jonny GorillaXI hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem. lol what are you laughing at Jonny?
Jonny Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted July 14, 2011 hxtr Jonny GorillaXI hxtr Jonny GorillaXI - Yes, they do walk among us I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" LMAO, best one Das beste, das sie nur, weil sie mich lieben. Ich hoffe mein Deutsch ist so gut, wie sie ihr Englisch. Aber ich bin betrogen worden. What did I just say? It says "Ich mag kleine Jungen" I thought we had talked to you about this problem. lol what are you laughing at Jonny? I never laugh, I'm always serious ;-) Awards
Hunter1948 Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted July 14, 2011 That is so funny. LMAO Awards
Jonny Posted July 14, 2011 Member ID: 2570 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 197 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1170 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2018 Posted July 14, 2011 1Deerhunter That is so funny. LMAO +1 PS: but i don't laugh... I never laugh Awards
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