Giggles Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 73 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1608 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 1865 Achievement Points: 14709 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Posted August 1, 2011 For sometime many have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselfs at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack Shit? Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children : Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 yrs , Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and become Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip shit married Lota Shit and had rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brother in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit- Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with italian bride. Pisa Shit.So from now on,no one can tell you ,You don't know Jack Shit. Awards
baldie Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2011 Cool I like it Awards
Bushape Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted August 1, 2011 You are full of shit. lol Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2011 Left out Jack's uncle, Holy Shit, who married a Croatian woman named Shesgot Forbrains, who kept her maiden name and is now known as Shesgot Shit-Forbrains. Awards
BiG CheesE Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 589 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 347 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1346 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 341 Achievement Points: 10798 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 07/04/1979 Device: Android Posted August 1, 2011 lol Awards
TBB Posted August 1, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20486 Content Per Day: 3.66 Reputation: 22513 Achievement Points: 147942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 393 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 1, 2011 lmao - good one - thanks Awards
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