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I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me

3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. 

 

Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time.

if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys

 I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps..

 

 


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I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me

3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. 

 

Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time.

if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys

 I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps..

 

 

I agree Pete and 3rd would be no different. Funny thing you said 3rd... my mom has all sisters.. 5. lol so yes that is probably right..... but so funny my aunt has 5 girls no boys but she does not make that call my uncle does. An X Y thing. 

 

It is so cool when no matter what it is... your daughter will call you and ask just for an ear... and honest opinion. I am not exaggerating when I say at times I love her so much it hurts. 



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louise and liam.JPG

 

Hey I know what you Guy's mean. Here is a pick of my Daughter Louise and her big brother Liam..

it was the day of her prom and me and her brother was informing her of the rules yet again with regards boy's.

But I do worry all the time I have brought her up to always be honest firstly to her self and then everyone else and take no shit from no one lol.

If all else fails me and her 4 brothers will take care of any over enthusiastic boy's Wink



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Great pic baldie.. good looking family guy.. Cheers



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10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.



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10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said items from your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securely fasten your trousers to your waist.  You will also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you are aware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports, politics and other current events.  Please do not bother.  The only information I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house.  A one-word answer is all that is required.  Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughter approves.  Otherwise, once you have dated my daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating.  Instead of standing there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating my daughter.  Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness.  Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are not permitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  If I ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.  As soon as you return from your date and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands in view.  Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourself fortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

He he I like that and have copied and printed it off and will be handing them out to any potential boyfriends....

 



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10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said items from your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securely fasten your trousers to your waist.  You will also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you are aware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports, politics and other current events.  Please do not bother.  The only information I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house.  A one-word answer is all that is required.  Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughter approves.  Otherwise, once you have dated my daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating.  Instead of standing there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating my daughter.  Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness.  Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are not permitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  If I ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.  I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.  As soon as you return from your date and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands in view.  Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourself fortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

 I should have had that posted on the back of the door..



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Shamu

10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

 

I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12.

I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17.  Begin to consider.



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Posted
baldie

louise and liam.JPG

 

Hey I know what you Guy's mean. Here is a pick of my Daughter Louise and her big brother Liam..

it was the day of her prom and me and her brother was informing her of the rules yet again with regards boy's.

But I do worry all the time I have brought her up to always be honest firstly to her self and then everyone else and take no shit from no one lol.

If all else fails me and her 4 brothers will take care of any over enthusiastic boy's Wink

great looking family baldie. And what I see is true love between both of them. That is fantastic and the way it should be. 

 

great job bro!!!!!!!!!!!! 



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Shamu

10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

 

I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12.

I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17.  Begin to consider.

they are never old enough right?...... and I hear you. consider is a good thing.



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i dont let my daughter out without some maze and knifes lol

Cheese, you snd her out with Indian Corn and  a Knife?? I don't get it.......

 

Hxtr, I hear ya buddy.  My daughter is 14 and has the same boyfriend for over 2 years now.....I think I need to print Shamu's rules and give them to him!



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BiG CheesE
i dont let my daughter out without some maze and knifes lol

Cheese, you snd her out with Indian Corn and  a Knife?? I don't get it.......

 

Hxtr, I hear ya buddy.  My daughter is 14 and has the same boyfriend for over 2 years now.....I think I need to print Shamu's rules and give them to him!

well..... cool to meet you Pigdog........ so take care of her. If that long.. a good thing.. you know? Not one after another kind of thing. 

 

 



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Posted
Shamu

10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

Is your daughter (still) single? Smile



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Posted
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10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

Is your daughter (still) single? Smile

mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. :) jk



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Posted
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Joe Canadian
Shamu

10 Rules for Dating My Daughter

 

One:

If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up.

 

Two:

You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body.

 

Three:

I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip.  In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist.  Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails.

 

Four:

I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.  Let me elaborate.  When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you.

 

Five:

In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother.  The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house.  Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”.

 

Six:

You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves.  Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you.  If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

 

Seven:

As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget.  If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating.  Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass.

 

Eight:

The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter.  Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted.  Chainsaws are okay.  Hockey games are okay.  Old folk’s homes are better.

 

Nine:

Do not lie to me.  IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house.  Do not trifle with me.

 

Ten:

Be afraid.  Be veryafraid.  As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview.  Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car.  There is no need for you to come inside.  Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being.

 

With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.

Is your daughter (still) single? Smile

mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. :) jk

Lol, will think about it. JK :-)  Shamus Ten Commandments are a bit harsh, thats why I was wondering if his daughter found someone...Smile

 

Cheers

Joe



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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hehehe your funny Joe.. hahahahaha that is so funny.


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