PimpedOutPete Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 31, 2011 3rdCdnInfty hxtr 3rdCdnInfty I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time. if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps.. Awards
hxtr Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted October 31, 2011 PimpedOutPete 3rdCdnInfty hxtr 3rdCdnInfty I am dreaading one day when I have kids that if one of them is a girl. I would love to have a daughter but the thought of all those guys out there, who think about sex always would kill me 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!! yes i hear you bro............ but my love for my daughter can not be replaced. So glad I had her and thought/think the same way about them dicks. Cool we love our kids... even our girls. Not the same in other places. Have a daughter.......... they are so wonderful and yes.. very hard at time. if I do happen have a daughter and I probably will cause my parents had all boys so I may only have girls. I would be happy and I will just make sure that she is ready as can be for the world, but I hope I have like 3 sons before a girl casue they will deal with the guys I cant quote anything when it comes to boys since we had two girls.. As much as they gave me grey hair, I would never trade a moment without them... Butterfly kisses peeps.. I agree Pete and 3rd would be no different. Funny thing you said 3rd... my mom has all sisters.. 5. lol so yes that is probably right..... but so funny my aunt has 5 girls no boys but she does not make that call my uncle does. An X Y thing. It is so cool when no matter what it is... your daughter will call you and ask just for an ear... and honest opinion. I am not exaggerating when I say at times I love her so much it hurts.
baldie Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted October 31, 2011 Hey I know what you Guy's mean. Here is a pick of my Daughter Louise and her big brother Liam.. it was the day of her prom and me and her brother was informing her of the rules yet again with regards boy's. But I do worry all the time I have brought her up to always be honest firstly to her self and then everyone else and take no shit from no one lol. If all else fails me and her 4 brothers will take care of any over enthusiastic boy's Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 31, 2011 Great pic baldie.. good looking family guy.. Cheers Awards
Shamu Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted October 31, 2011 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules.
baldie Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted October 31, 2011 Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said items from your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securely fasten your trousers to your waist. You will also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you are aware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports, politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The only information I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house. A one-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughter approves. Otherwise, once you have dated my daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating. Instead of standing there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are not permitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. If I ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. As soon as you return from your date and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands in view. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourself fortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. He he I like that and have copied and printed it off and will be handing them out to any potential boyfriends.... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted October 31, 2011 Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said items from your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securely fasten your trousers to your waist. You will also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you are aware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports, politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The only information I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house. A one-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughter approves. Otherwise, once you have dated my daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie you should not be dating. Instead of standing there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents, policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are not permitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. If I ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. As soon as you return from your date and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands in view. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourself fortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I should have had that posted on the back of the door.. Awards
Pharticus Posted October 31, 2011 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2024 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Device: Windows Posted October 31, 2011 Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12. I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17. Begin to consider. Awards
hxtr Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted November 1, 2011 baldie Hey I know what you Guy's mean. Here is a pick of my Daughter Louise and her big brother Liam.. it was the day of her prom and me and her brother was informing her of the rules yet again with regards boy's. But I do worry all the time I have brought her up to always be honest firstly to her self and then everyone else and take no shit from no one lol. If all else fails me and her 4 brothers will take care of any over enthusiastic boy's great looking family baldie. And what I see is true love between both of them. That is fantastic and the way it should be. great job bro!!!!!!!!!!!!
hxtr Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted November 1, 2011 Pharticus Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. I printed this off and handed them to my two oldest ladies, 14 and 12. I will begin to consider to allow them to date when they are 17. Begin to consider. they are never old enough right?...... and I hear you. consider is a good thing.
PigDog Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3847 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 1628 Achievement Points: 25635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 1 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted November 1, 2011 BiG CheesE i dont let my daughter out without some maze and knifes lol Cheese, you snd her out with Indian Corn and a Knife?? I don't get it....... Hxtr, I hear ya buddy. My daughter is 14 and has the same boyfriend for over 2 years now.....I think I need to print Shamu's rules and give them to him! Awards
hxtr Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted November 1, 2011 PigDog BiG CheesE i dont let my daughter out without some maze and knifes lol Cheese, you snd her out with Indian Corn and a Knife?? I don't get it....... Hxtr, I hear ya buddy. My daughter is 14 and has the same boyfriend for over 2 years now.....I think I need to print Shamu's rules and give them to him! well..... cool to meet you Pigdog........ so take care of her. If that long.. a good thing.. you know? Not one after another kind of thing.
Joe Canadian Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted November 1, 2011 Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single? Awards
hxtr Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted November 1, 2011 Joe Canadian Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single? mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. jk
Joe Canadian Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted November 1, 2011 hxtr Joe Canadian Shamu 10 Rules for Dating My Daughter One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better bedelivering a pizza, because you are definitely not picking anything up. Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me…If you cannotkeep your eyes or hands off my daughter’s body, I will gladly remove said itemsfrom your body. Three: I am aware that it is fashionable for boys to wear theirtrousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hip. In order to ensure that your clothes do notcome off during the course of your date I will take my nail gun and securelyfasten your trousers to your waist. Youwill also be assessed the cost of the nails. Four: I’m sure that, in this day of sexual awareness, you areaware that sex without using a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate. When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and Iwill kill you. Five: In order for us to get along we should talk about sports,politics and other current events. Please do not bother. The onlyinformation I need from you is an indication of when you expect to have mydaughter safely back at my house. Aone-word answer is all that is required. Repeat after me…….”Early”. Six: You may date other girls as long as my daughterapproves. Otherwise, once you have datedmy daughter you will date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Seven: As you stand in the foyer waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh or fidget. If you want to be on time for a movie youshould not be dating. Instead ofstanding there being useless you could cut my grass. Eight: The following places are not appropriate for dating mydaughter. Places where there are beds,sofas or anything softer than a wooden stool…. where there are no parents,policemen or nuns within eyesight…..where there is darkness…where there isdancing, holding hands or happiness. Movies with strong romantic theme or sexual content are notpermitted. Chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better. Nine: Do not lie to me. IfI ask you where you are going you have one chance only to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and 5 acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Ten: Be afraid. Be veryafraid. As soon as you return from yourdate and pull into the driveway exit the car immediately with both hands inview. Announce in a clear voice that youhave brought my daughter home early and safely and return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. Do not push your luck. Consider yourselffortunate, you have survived……for the time being. With all these hot looking daughters showing up I thought I would re-post these rules. Is your daughter (still) single? mine is.. come kill her current and take your chances. jk Lol, will think about it. JK :-) Shamus Ten Commandments are a bit harsh, thats why I was wondering if his daughter found someone... Cheers Joe Awards
hxtr Posted November 1, 2011 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.94 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Author Posted November 1, 2011 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hehehe your funny Joe.. hahahahaha that is so funny.
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