BigPapaDean Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1200 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6529 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4411 Achievement Points: 63453 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:24 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 22, 2011 The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! 1.. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1.. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS OR BOOBS 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Giggles Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1596 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1840 Achievement Points: 14592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Share Posted December 22, 2011 Dean as I post on my FB ...It's woman that make this world go round HEHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BurnnBright Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1715 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted December 22, 2011 LOL. That was great and I actually agreed with most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2cuteSue Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted December 22, 2011 hahahaha.... yep i need to repost this as well... thats great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronXI Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 1102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 312 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1924 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1, 2012 Birthday: 10/13/1983 Share Posted December 22, 2011 good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Posted December 22, 2011 Member ID: 3081 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 14 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 298 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 2431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/18/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 30, 2013 Birthday: 03/26/1982 Share Posted December 22, 2011 LOL That is really good. I do admit I had to laugh at "1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us." LOL I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syckle Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 424 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 322 Achievement Points: 5513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 11:33 AM Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted December 23, 2011 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GorillaXI Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I like #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cuteSue Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 73 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 907 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5701 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2013 Birthday: 08/31/1972 Share Posted December 23, 2011 they are all number 1 gorilla!!! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorillaXI Posted December 23, 2011 Member ID: 62 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 73 Topic Count: 480 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4124 Content Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 1413 Achievement Points: 27905 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/16/1972 Share Posted December 23, 2011 2cuteSue they are all number 1 gorilla!!! LMAO Exactly. I may be an Idiot, but give me some credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted December 26, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18219 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20274 Achievement Points: 133525 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 26, 2011 Sounds right to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NickTheGrip Posted December 26, 2011 Member ID: 177 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1669 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 281 Achievement Points: 10581 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 27, 2023 Birthday: 05/08/1961 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 26, 2011 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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