DEEJAYKEG Posted January 14, 2012 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted January 14, 2012 All drugs have two names, a trade name andgeneric name.Example, the trade nameis Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also calledNaproxen. Amoxil is also calledAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been lookingfor a generic name for Viagra. After carefulconsideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that ithas settled on the generic name ofMycoxafloppin. Also considered wereMycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announcedtoday thatViagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.. It will now be possiblefor a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can nolonger call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of'cocktails', 'highballs' andjust a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market thenew concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day:There is more money being spent onbreast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erectionsand absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send thisto five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing . Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted January 14, 2012 Good ones DeeJay.You silly Brit.LOL
Bushape Posted January 14, 2012 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted January 14, 2012 Thanks for sharing that with us DeeJay, that is pretty cool. Awards
TBB Posted January 15, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23073 Achievement Points: 153269 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 15, 2012 Funny - thanks Awards
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