WeednFeed Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 365 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2637 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4218 Achievement Points: 26687 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2012 A Condom factory burns down in the States (the largest one): Nancy Pelosi is awoken at 4am by the telephone."Sorry to bother you at this hour, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week".Nancy Pelosi: "Oh Damm!! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined". She says: "We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico "Telephone voice says: "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one." She says: "What about Canada "?He says: "I'll call Stephen Harper, and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and eight inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans".Three days later, a delighted Nancy Pelosi runs out to open the first box of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived..She finds five million condoms. 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, Just as requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one.'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: MEDIUM' Awards
Joe Canadian Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted January 23, 2012 LOL, I have one that is pretty similar but older, here it goes: PresidentBill Clinton called Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency: "Ourlargest condom factory has exploded!" the American Presidentcried, "My people's favorite form of birth control!This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canajian pipple wouldbe 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you,"replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help,"said Clinton. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAPto tide us over?" "Certainement!I will get on hit right haway." said Jean. "Oh,and one more small favor, please?" said President Bill. "Oui?" "Couldthe condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10"long and 4" in diameter?" asked Clinton. "Noprob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that, Chretienhung up and called the president of Trojan. "I needa favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, an sen'em toHamerica." "Considerit done," said the President of Trojan. "Great!Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be bleu, blanc 'n rouge in color;hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia' meter." "That'seasily done. Anything else?" "Yes,"said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE INCANADA, size: MEDIUM." Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 23, 2012 Hahahahahaha Good one.. Awards
HarryWeezer Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2012 Guy buys a load of condoms and the drug store clerk asks, "you want a paper bag with that?" Guy responds, "naw, she's not that ugly." Same guy comes back few weeks later and buys a dozen more. Clerk says, "that'll be $5 with tax." Guy says, "Keep the tacks, I'll tape 'em on." Awards
Angel Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2012 LoL!! Good ones
Exe Posted January 23, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 23 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted January 23, 2012 LOL Enjoy Canda! Awards
hxtr Posted January 24, 2012 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted January 24, 2012 WeednFeed - Condom EMERGENCY A Condom factory burns down in the States (the largest one): Nancy Pelosi is awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week". Nancy Pelosi: "Oh Damm!! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined". She says: "We're going to have to ship some in from Mexico " Telephone voice says: "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one." She says: "What about Canada "? He says: "I'll call Stephen Harper, and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and eight inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans". Three days later, a delighted Nancy Pelosi runs out to open the first box of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.. She finds five million condoms. 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, Just as requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one. 'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: MEDIUM' hahahhaahaha that is funny as shit.... too bad Nancy Pelosi's parents did not use a condom.
Joe Canadian Posted January 24, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted January 24, 2012 SgtHarryWeezer Guy buys a load of condoms and the drug store clerk asks, "you want a paper bag with that?" Guy responds, "naw, she's not that ugly." Same guy comes back few weeks later and buys a dozen more. Clerk says, "that'll be $5 with tax." Guy says, "Keep the tacks, I'll tape 'em on." Lol good ones Harry :-0 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 24, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 24, 2012 SgtHarryWeezer Guy buys a load of condoms and the drug store clerk asks, "you want a paper bag with that?" Guy responds, "naw, she's not that ugly." Same guy comes back few weeks later and buys a dozen more. Clerk says, "that'll be $5 with tax." Guy says, "Keep the tacks, I'll tape 'em on." lol Awards
BlackBird Posted January 24, 2012 Member ID: 1368 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 68 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 436 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 3, 2018 Birthday: 08/17/1996 Posted January 24, 2012 Good Shit
Ov3rKi11 Posted January 24, 2012 Member ID: 265 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 682 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 25176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 09:37 PM Birthday: 05/22/1969 Device: iPhone Posted January 24, 2012 lol...good one Awards
Darth Yoda Posted January 25, 2012 Member ID: 934 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 19 Topic Count: 131 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 5656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 19, 2014 Birthday: 08/16/1960 Posted January 25, 2012 This guy walks into a store and asks " How much for a condom?" Clerk replies" Dollar each." "OK give me one" Clerk rings it up and says "One-fifteen please." "What? You said a dollar!" yells the customer. "Oh. Fifteen cents is for tax." The customer, taken aback replies" Tacks!!! I thought you just rolled 'em on!"
PimpedOutPete Posted January 25, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 25, 2012 Darth Yoda This guy walks into a store and asks " How much for a condom?" Clerk replies" Dollar each." "OK give me one" Clerk rings it up and says "One-fifteen please." "What? You said a dollar!" yells the customer. "Oh. Fifteen cents is for tax." The customer, taken aback replies" Tacks!!! I thought you just rolled 'em on!" lol... Great Awards
BHzD_WHY Posted January 25, 2012 Member ID: 1425 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 154 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 850 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 26, 2023 Birthday: 02/07/1969 Posted January 25, 2012
PimpedOutPete Posted January 25, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92204 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 25, 2012 BHzD_WHY Hehehehe Awards
Darth Yoda Posted January 26, 2012 Member ID: 934 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 19 Topic Count: 131 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 832 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 137 Achievement Points: 5656 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 19, 2014 Birthday: 08/16/1960 Posted January 26, 2012 LOL
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