WiZiD Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 12:59 PM Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 12, 2012 An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie Syckle, Blackbart, JohnnyDos and 2 others 5 Awards
TBB Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20337 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22431 Achievement Points: 147082 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 12, 2012 lol Awards
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baldie Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3367 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2718 Achievement Points: 34252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:24 PM Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 12, 2012 Rolf nice one mate Awards
BigPapaDean Posted June 12, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 12, 2012 I had heard it before but is an ageless one and I still laughed! Awards
Mule Posted June 13, 2012 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted June 13, 2012 WTF lmao Awards
Flezno Posted June 13, 2012 Member ID: 3305 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 67 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 32 Achievement Points: 443 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2019 Birthday: 07/28/1986 Posted June 13, 2012 Haha, nice.
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