Merlin007 Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1079 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8458 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 7346 Achievement Points: 75184 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 28 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2012 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' JohnnyDos and WeednFeed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Lol. Nice story. I have a curiious wife myself. Every time there's a strange knock on the door, she asks me to go hide. My neighbor must think I work in the Coast Guard. He'll call my wife and ask, "Is it clear?" Lol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18311 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20373 Achievement Points: 134158 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2012 Good one Merlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KillerKitty Posted November 24, 2012 Member ID: 2905 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 72 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2190 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2545 Achievement Points: 18662 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 11, 2018 Birthday: 02/26/1977 Share Posted November 24, 2012 :rofl: best explanation ever....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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