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By "Sal Monella" From The Bronx,




 

This will Put You in the Christmas Spirit

A Classic.!!







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rolf nice one



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This reminds me of a Christmas story my brother-in-law wrote following getting food poisoning on Christmas Eve a few years ago. It goes like this:

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, food poisoned me and my spouse.

The stocking were all hung by the chimney with care, I just had an accident on my Lazy-Boy chair.

On my way to the restroom with "ralf" on my lap, my wife settled down for a long winters crap.

Then all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, poor Kathleen missed her potty. Oh my what a splatter!

We dashed to the hospital, something smelled in the air. We wished to arrive there with clean underwear!

The good doctor gave us a wink and said we'll be alright. Our nightmare before Christmas was not a Tidy-bowl night!!



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Good ones :rolleyes:


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