Phoenix911 Posted December 15, 2014 Member ID: 3723 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 524 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 543 Achievement Points: 3685 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/14/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 09/17/1987 Device: Windows Share Posted December 15, 2014 The English are feeling the pinch from recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marches." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose" . Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels . The Spanish are excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. codpiece, hxtr, TBB and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EDD THE DUCK Posted December 15, 2014 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 92 Topic Count: 385 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4065 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 7844 Achievement Points: 37160 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted December 15, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 15, 2014 That's why it's funny.... take just a little bit of truth and satire it... like glass bottoms and you have yourself a joke. Well it's funny if Spain had them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funnybear Posted December 23, 2014 Member ID: 21045 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 5 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 37 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/19/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 24, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I am now amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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