DEEJAYKEG Posted April 22, 2010 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted April 22, 2010 A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said: 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said: 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said: 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said: 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'. The Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge? ' Awards
Caper Posted April 22, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Posted April 22, 2010 LMAO that is funny
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted April 22, 2010 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 249 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3515 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1898 Achievement Points: 23147 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Android Posted April 22, 2010 LOL nice Awards
Malificent Posted April 22, 2010 Member ID: 38 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1255 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 3 Achievement Points: 7228 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 11/06/1971 Posted April 22, 2010 LMAO!!!! Oldie but a goodie! :D
JohnnyDos Posted April 22, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 22, 2010 Oh yeah now that is atop quality joke.Nice 1
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