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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
 

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Tippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'
 



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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home.

 

 

On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Tippy and Rosie.

 

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

 

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

 

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

 

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.'

 

Only in Britain we don't have yard sales Johnny, it would have been called a Jumble sale.



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Didn't know that Sob,you guys have a different terminology for a lot of things over there in the UK,like your famous one "I'm going for a nip" LOL



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Didn't know that Sob,you guys have a different terminology for a lot of things over there in the UK,like your famous one "I'm going for a nip" LOL

Lol, i don't say i'm going for a nip, i say i am nipping out for a while or i have to pop out to the shop.



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Didn't know that Sob,you guys have a different terminology for a lot of things over there in the UK,like your famous one "I'm going for a nip" LOL

 

I had to look that up and still didn't find it. :stuart:

A "nip" can mean a small measure of spirit like whisky or brandy or a superficial bite from a dog etc.

SOB's examples are in common use throughout the land.

One can also "nip [something] in the bud" meaning to stop it developing.  An earlier form, dating from at least

1595, is to "nip in the bloom".

In motoring law in this country, NIP stands for a "Notice of Intended Prosecution" that must be served on a

suspected offender within 14 days of the commission of an offence.

If someone or something is "nippy", it is able to move quickly.  The adjective also means "chilly".

I like words... :lol:


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