JohnnyDos Posted February 6, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 6, 2016 An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open amedical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic.Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beansabout medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you pleasehelp me ?? " Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 andput 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This isGasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. Thatwill be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring torecover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot rememberanything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- thatis Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back afterseveral more days.Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your$1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be$500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you canoutsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in thefirst place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. Blackbart, HellTiger , Joe Canadian and 6 others 9
AyaqGuyaq Posted February 6, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted February 6, 2016 Lol, Johnny, that's a great one. The "moral" of the story sounds (yes, I got my hearing back from Box #22) like an excuse, eh? Ayaq JohnnyDos and TBB 2 Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted February 6, 2016 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted February 6, 2016 that is so true. now read it with TBB's voice and it is totally awesome! !fu Joe Canadian 1
Joe Canadian Posted February 7, 2016 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted February 7, 2016 that is so true. now read it with TBB's voice and it is totally awesome! !fu Moral of the story: Don't fuck with @@TBB, the consequences are unbearable. Ask @@BUDMAN, he had to face TBB's dildos for 3 days in a row just for trying to be funny. Pretty sick story though. Budman actually enjoyed the dildos penetrating him... yuk L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
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