24RILEYXI Posted March 29, 2016 Member ID: 23275 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 25 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 199 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/21/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9, 2017 Posted March 29, 2016 A plain bagel. *Intense laughing, clapping and rolling on the floor* JAYsus_NL 1 Awards
diggydoc42 Posted March 31, 2016 Member ID: 23985 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 189 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 1223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 8, 2022 Posted March 31, 2016 Ba dum tss JAYsus_NL 1 Awards
Timpie78 Posted April 11, 2016 Member ID: 23672 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 32 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 10/13/1978 Device: Windows Posted April 11, 2016 when does the joke starts ? AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted April 12, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted April 12, 2016 Yeah, Riley, I was looking for a good joke, as well. Something like this: Two old guys had been best friends for 60+ years. Pete didn't do so well at his last hospital check-up; in fact, the diagnosis was "terminal." His friend Robert was at his bedside in Pete's home, and Pete looked at Robert and said, "Bud, you and I have been through so, so much together. In fact, we've even shared the same women! I've been so lucky to have such a friend as you." Robert nodded solemnly, and said, "Yes, we have. I can't imagine having a better friend than you, bud." Pete said, "There's a bottle of 30-year old, single-malt Scotch in the top-left kitchen cabinet. Get it for me, please." Robert goes into the kitchen and eventually comes back with the bottle, looking at the label and caressing the bottle. "Wow, Pete, that's a fine bottle of Scotch. What do you want me to do with it?" Pete says, "After I'm buried, I'd like you to pour that bottle of Scotch over my grave." Robert, still eyeing the bottle, says, "Will do, bud. Umm, is it okay if it passes through my kidneys first?" Something like that. Lol. Ayaq JohnnyDos, BigPapaDean and TBB 3 Awards
deerejon Posted April 12, 2016 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3714 Content Per Day: 0.66 Reputation: 3153 Achievement Points: 28467 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Posted April 12, 2016 Bad Joke thread?? Ok... A horse a nun and a parrot walk into a bar... The Bartender says..."what is this? A fucking joke??" TBB and AyaqGuyaq 2 Awards
HellTiger Posted April 12, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted April 12, 2016 Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply! AyaqGuyaq 1 Awards
Timpie78 Posted April 13, 2016 Member ID: 23672 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 28 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 32 Achievement Points: 275 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 10/13/1978 Device: Windows Posted April 13, 2016 Bad Joke thread?? Ok... A horse a nun and a parrot walk into a bar... The Bartender says..."what is this? A fucking joke??" This is the best joke of the whole forum :) deerejon 1 Awards
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