funny stuff

[tsw 8.5]

Due to the current
financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the
Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50
years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating
jobs and reducing unemployment.



This scheme will be known as
RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).



Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to
the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program
(Special
Help After Forced Termination).



Persons
who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
reviewed under the SCREW program
(System Covering Retired-Early
Workers).

A person may be
RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and
SCREWED as many times as the
Government deems appropriate.

Persons who
have been RAPED could get
AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependents & Spouse)
or HERPES (Half Earnings
for Retired Personnel Early Severance).



Obviously persons who have
AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the
Government.



Persons who are not RAPED and are
staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High
Intensity Training) as possible. The
Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT
they give our citizens.



Should you
feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Senator or Congressional Representative who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can
handle.



Sincerely,


The Committee for Economic Value of
Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to
recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as
well as current market conditions, The Light
at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off..

[hxtr]

Damn in 4 years i can get RAPE'd too. 

[HellTiger]

Damn in 4 years i can get RAPE'd too.

Not even the government would RAPE you

[tsw 8.5]

Damn in 4 years i can get RAPE'd too. 

your so full of shit  hxtr ..hell tigris  told us all about how he raped you when he first got to Texas  ....  FU  hxtr

[TBB]

your so full of shit  hxtr ..hell tigris  told us all about how he raped you when he first got to Texas  ....  FU  hxtr

 

 

 

+ 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[hxtr]

your so full of shit  hxtr ..hell tigris  told us all about how he raped you when he first got to Texas  ....  FU  hxtr

Yea but it is my turn. 

+ 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

And you Idiot shut STFU.