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Article in today's news:

North Korea's Kim Jong Un Is So Fat He Might Have Hurt His Ankle Again

 

so without further ado   :

 

He is so fat he was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave him 87 years to live.
He is so fat, he shows up on radar.
He isn’t fat, he insists he’s just 4 feet too short.
He's so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly him over the Superbowl.
He's so fat he sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
He's so fat he’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.



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He's so fat when he comes to visit America he gets his own personal zip code!



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Posted (edited)

He's so fat  when he takes a shower his feet don't get wet.

 

He's so fat he needs cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

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North Korea's Kim Jong Un is so fat, everytime he goes to the beach to sunbathe, people always try to roll him into the ocean . . . Ayaq


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