JohnnyDos Posted May 1, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 1, 2017 > > By today's standards, none of us were ever supposed to make it. > > > > > > HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs 2016 > > Scenario 1: > > > > Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. > > > > 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. > > 2016 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. > > Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. > > > > Scenario 2: > > Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. > > > > 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. > > 2016 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. > > They are both charged with assault and both expelled - even though Johnny started it . > > > > Scenario 3: > > Jeffrey will not be in class, he disrupts other students. > > > > 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. > > He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. > > 2016 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. > > The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability. > > > > Scenario 4: > > Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping. > > > > 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a > > successful businessman. > > 2016 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. > > The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being spanked herself > > and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. > > > > Scenario 5: > > Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. > > > > 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock . > > 2016 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. > > His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. > > > > Scenario 6: > > Pedro fails high school English. > > > > 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. > > 2016 - Pedro's cause is taken up by a radical group. Newspaper articles appear > > nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. > > ACLU files a class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. > > English is then banned from the basic curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, > > but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. > > > > Scenario 7: > > Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model > > airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.. > > > > 1957 - Ants die. > > > > 2016 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. > > The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home. All computers are > > confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. > > > > Scenario 8: > > Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee > > He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. > > > > 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. > > 2016 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. > > She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. > > > > This should hit every email inbox to show just how stupid we have become! And that is being polite!! > > > > Life is tough; it’s even tougher if you’re stupid. > > - John Wayne FUNky, tsw 8.5, Aracefan and 2 others 5
TBB Posted May 1, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20875 Content Per Day: 3.71 Reputation: 22740 Achievement Points: 150216 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 405 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 1, 2017 Unfortunately it's all true! tsw 8.5 and JohnnyDos 2 Awards
hxtr Posted May 1, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.95 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted May 1, 2017 5 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: > > 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. > > He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. > > 2016 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. > > The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability. > > I got plenty of paddlings and it still didn't work for me. Only kind of worked. FUNky and L!ckALotAPus 2
L!ckALotAPus Posted May 1, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted May 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, hxtr said: I got plenty of paddlings and it still didn't work for me. Only kind of worked. yes we know you looked forward to the patteling like a fat kid to cake hxtr 1
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