RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 As you all know the Senior Admins are considering appointing me as a consultant in these difficult times of being stuck in the house together, so to help with the boredom I've come up with the following marital aids to spice up your days together :- 1/. Possibly the best blow job ever, and a cute tool https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/home-appliances/floorcare/vacuum-cleaners/numatic-henry-hvr160-cylinder-vacuum-cleaner-red-10175294-pdt.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=wwwmripai&istBid=tztx&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT~0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT+ad+group~Exact&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=c&ds_kids=92700052984681546&tgtid=0110_PLA_SDA_FLOORCARE_Henry+Hoover_CORONA+SUPPORT&=--present--&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI65mR17aG6QIVwrTtCh3t4wYMEAYYAiABEgLKOvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds 2/. Beware the vibrations may drive you to distraction, and boy is it HOT https://www.appliancesdirect.co.uk/p/idv75/indesit-idv75--tumble-dryer?refsource=apadwords&mkwid=s6BdAaH3w_dc&pcrid=293402743835&product=IDV75&pgrid=54347010370&ptaid=pla-298579341993&channel=search&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-JXi_reG6QIVSYBQBh1zdwdBEAYYAiABEgIDdfD_BwE 3/. Finally, if you want to go down together try this :- https://www.seamagine.com/mini-submarine-2-person.html Back with more marital aids soon Rob Kitsune, Sixgun, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Why am I going to pay £158 for a makeshift vibrator when Ann Summers is still open as normal Rob?? You're fired. Mazdarati, TBB and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 Not even going to click on them. I have no desire to give anyone a blow job and dont have a need for a vibrator. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: Why am I going to pay £158 for a makeshift vibrator when Ann Summers is still open as normal Rob?? You're fired. Tried them, their vegetables are awful, wtf is Sammy on about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20140 Achievement Points: 132840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 lmao - only from the other side of the pond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kitsune Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 32 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28306 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2020 26 minutes ago, TBB said: lmao - only from the other side of the pond Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides RobMc and TBB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 41 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides I thought you were a good time girl Kitsune and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast50 Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:53 AM Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 I finally got a date! Marital aids are for quitters. Kitsune and RobMc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EastCoast50 Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:53 AM Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said: Look, a girl likes a good time regardless of which side of the pond she resides Why does a pond have to be involved? That seems more like going fishing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted April 27, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.15 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 4 hours ago, EastCoast50 said: Why does a pond have to be involved? That seems more like going fishing ... I thought you were into 'watersports' ? Kitsune and EastCoast50 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastCoast50 Posted April 28, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 109 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 530 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 1028 Achievement Points: 7124 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:53 AM Device: Windows Share Posted April 28, 2020 On 4/26/2020 at 10:49 PM, RobMc said: I thought you were into 'watersports' ? Fair enough. Enjoy the Internet access from the home while you have it. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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