Dogg Posted July 10, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 15 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 10, 2020 Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey Baby ... whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?” She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!” While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either so he asked... “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe ... why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.” It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted July 10, 2020 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6135 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 8065 Achievement Points: 51862 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 58 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted July 10, 2020 Damn thought you found a juicy picture of @jumper or something. Good joke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 10, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 273 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18318 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20380 Achievement Points: 134213 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 10, 2020 FANTASTIC!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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