RogueKill Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2023 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Share Posted July 30, 2010 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2010 whats the chance idiot minds think alike http://www.xtremeidiots.com/fora_topic.asp?tid=8057|65135#a65135 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nutcutter Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsw 8.5 Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17089 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42083 Achievement Points: 148592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2010 that was cool lmao .but he didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
greywolf2 Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Hmm whats even funnier is i posted this same joke 3 months ago............. http://www.xtremeidiots.com/fora_topic.asp?tid=4711 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Asylumn Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2010 I remember when you rolled it out. I was gonna comment on the other Poor guy but saw it was yours lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RogueKill Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 1, 2023 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 LOL That is some funny shit, Iwas gonna say I posted mine first but you posted it 3 mos. ago! lmao---------- See----- I knew I would make a good IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted July 30, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Now you are a true IDIOT Rogue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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