Dogg Posted March 25, 2022 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 16 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 25, 2022 Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again RobMc, VHS2, BUDMAN and 7 others 10 Awards
AusiGirl Posted March 27, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 118 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 866 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 1030 Achievement Points: 8571 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 3 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Posted March 27, 2022 At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!” larrymc, major-mark63, WeednFeed and 2 others 1 4 Awards
KaptCrunch Posted March 27, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5357 Content Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 4576 Achievement Points: 42875 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 77 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Posted March 27, 2022 the postman allways rings twice lol ......for me it was the policeman larrymc, major-mark63 and rexbowan 3 Awards
rexbowan Posted March 29, 2022 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2209 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 1910 Achievement Points: 15593 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:21 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted March 29, 2022 Poor little Johnny! lol larrymc 1 Awards
larrymc Posted March 31, 2022 Member ID: 29464 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 158 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 189 Achievement Points: 2409 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/21/21 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Device: Windows Posted March 31, 2022 be carefull what you say LOL Awards
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