pwrcrzy52 Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2010 Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2010 rotf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 137 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6970 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 4509 Achievement Points: 58521 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 9 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2010 Thats fooking funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18307 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20362 Achievement Points: 134117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted September 11, 2010 GOOD ONE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4148 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 20 Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted September 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Preacherxi Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 716 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 147 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 20, 2015 Birthday: 09/07/1954 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Bloody Priests, cant take them anywhere these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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