pwrcrzy52 Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2010 Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them.. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen." Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2010 rotf Awards
BUDMAN Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7116 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4657 Achievement Points: 60611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 14 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2010 Thats fooking funny..... Awards
TBB Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21062 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22817 Achievement Points: 151261 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 408 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 11, 2010 GOOD ONE!! Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 631 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 135 Achievement Points: 4205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 08:56 PM Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Posted September 11, 2010 Awards
Preacherxi Posted September 11, 2010 Member ID: 716 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 147 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 892 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 20, 2015 Birthday: 09/07/1954 Posted September 11, 2010 Bloody Priests, cant take them anywhere these days
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