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An American tourist in Dublin decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately Georgian residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. After all those pints he really, really had to go. Soon he found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by Police Officer Murphy, who said, "What might you be doing?" "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Right," said Officer Murphy, " follow me". He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," pointed the officer. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The American entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir," replied Officer Murphy, "that is what we call the English Embassy".3 points
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New member of the family
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The teacher asked little Rugger if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” Rugger replied. “My dad taught me.” “Good. What number comes after three?” “Four,” answered Rugger. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a good job. What comes after 10?” “Jack, Queen, and King.” Now don't forget that next time in Vegas1 point -
You will be fine ... infact I've had windows 11 for about a year now and it works just fine with no issues for me.1 point
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Coors, I am the admin that gave you the temp ban. I was told that you were shooting though the wall outside that particular map. I went in to spectate you and asked you nicely to stay out of that part of the map. You did not reply and stayed there, I kicked you, You went back to the same spot, so I gave you a warning and kicked you again. When you got back in the game, you went there again, so I gave you a chance, but you ignored it. So I gave you a ban for 1 week. As far as being accused of cheating, maybe I wasn't around when you were accused. Other players are warned to not accuse unless they or us have proof. The ban will be lifted either Monday or Tuesday of next week.1 point
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Elvis, thanks for the response. Brings clarity to the situation as it was to my understanding I had been permanently banned. I'm not here to argue about what i may or may not have been doing, but I would like to address a couple of things. Where I was on the map there were clear site lines to kill me, was not shooting through the wall, but over it. The initial warning given I did not catch, hence why i stayed where I was before getting kicked; Game is loud, and I just didn't catch the warning. Going back after getting kicked was not ignorance but rather a misunderstanding. I made the assumption that where I was in particular behind the spawn was the issue, not over the wall itself, hence why on the second go I went over the wall, but to a different location. Once I got kicked again at that point I returned to the game and asked in chat trying to get a clear answer, which was provided and I then complied and played the rest of the match in other locations. Kindly if a warning is being made please address in chat as it can be easy to miss voice communications when people are speaking over each other in game or the map is loud. I will not ignore or disregard an Admin. As for the cheating accusations it's fine for now, but I have note of who has or continues to make these accusations. Not a big deal, I know I'm legit. Look forward to getting back in after the week ban. Thanks. Coors90 points
