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TBB rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says TBB, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!'

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. DREAD69 (39)Elvis9 (56)algebrat --

Mrs Dunn heard that Paddy was going to London. She popped along to see him, and asked if he would look up her daughter Nellie, as she went to London 2 years ago, and other than a postcard, had no contact. Sure, said Paddy, whats her address? Well, said Mrs Dunn, we only got a postcard, and its marked WC2. OK said Paddy, consider it done. So he arrives in London, and needs a piss, so he goes into the gents, and see's a row of doors marked WC1, WC2, WC3 etc. Wow struck lucky he says, and goes up the the door marked WC2 and bangs on the door. What do ya want? a voice calls out. Paddy says, are you Nellie Dunn? And the voice comes back, well I would be but I have no paper. So Paddy shouts WELL THATS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR NOT WRITING TO YOUR MA FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS.

Happy Birthday everyone.

Gee TBB you must've ploughed her out for her vib not work any more in the farrow

Happy Birthday!

Budman was staggering home with a small bottle in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”

no worry Budman it's not winter yet, Rob is across the pond in London fog

I've been seeing and hearing complaints about the maps on COD4 a lot lately, so I wanted to address a few things. Here are some things you may or may not know about maps and rotations: 1. The game is almost 20 years old, so there are not a ton of new maps coming out anymore. 2. Of the 2,000 ish maps in the COD4 downloader, only about 550 or so actively work on the mw2 freezetag mod. 3. Also, many of the maps are made for deathrun, zombie, sniper only, etc., and will not work with the freezetag mod. 4. Maps that haven't been tested - that requires time and effort. Need at least one admin and two other volunteers to test maps. The maps have to be uploaded, made sure they don't crash the server, test for killstreaks and make sure round changes don't crash. I've found that for every 30 or so maps that I've uploaded, about half crash the server, so that narrows the testing choices by 50% right there. 5. There are currently 75+ rotations that have been created by many admins, members, and non-members. We go through those rotations on a mostly weekly basis, and yes, some maps are repeated if they are in several rotations. If you've created a rotation and we've used it, it won't come back around for quite some time as we work through all the other rotations. If you submit more than one rotation, the subsequent rotations need to be different than the first one, or else it won't get used as a unique rotation. 6. If you want to help with map testing or creating a rotation, please let me know. We can set up some sort of schedule if enough people want to help test maps. I can also give you the guidelines for creating a rotation. 7. And finallly, it's not easy or likely to please everyone. Some complain it's the same old maps, others complain when there are new maps that they don't know. There are complaints from people who don't like sniper maps, or they don't like small maps, and so on. Map rotations are generally created to include small, medium, and large maps (usually 3-4), so that all playing styles can have fun in the server. A total of 25 maps is the ideal number for a rotation. If you have any questions or concerns, you can send me a pm. I hope that this has helped you gain a better understanding of what it takes to keep the COD4 freezetag servers running with map rotations that are changed more often than most other games that XI hosts.

I'd be interested in testing! No complaints from me on the rotations! Glad to have such an active community with such a fun mod! Best part of my week is eavesdropping stormie's creative cursing after I kill him

I would like to introduce my new gran daughter Alisha and my grandson who is now 21 months old

happy birthday to a great bunch!!

HB

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

Happy Birthday all and have an excellent day!

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday Everyone!