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Yeah, if he did that with no scene breaks in front of a live crowd, then I would be impressed. Otherwise it's just tricks with the camera.

Sorry Loader but I have to go with Joe's video. It's much more educational.

Yipeee!!!! Time for the rest of us to move up a few notches in ultra stats.

The subject line for this thread lead me to believe it was about erectile disfunction.

What? You don't smoke Johnny? I never smoked in my life until a few months ago when I saw your really bad ass signature with the smoking soldier and the two smokes attached to his helmet. Now I find out it's all a lie? I feel so used. Seriously, I'm a smoker and there are times when I want to quit, badly. But I do love it and am fully aware that if I manage to avoid cancer it will still shorten my life significantly, but that's my choice to make. They're already trying to take our guns away because they are so dangerous. What's next? Alcohol and our cars? I envision our future United States where nobody is allowed to leave their houses and we all take some pill instead of eating food. Our only exposure to other people will be through computers and social media so there are no risks in life at all. When we do venture outside we will be in padded full body suits in case we get exposed to the sun or accidentally fall down and hurt ourselves. I have to laugh at all of the grand claims by the anti-smoking crowd to scare everybody into believing that just watching a person smoke will give you cancer. The deaths attributed to second-hand smoke are a complete myth and there are no facts to back up their claims even though they throw these "facts" around as if there is. If you know a doctor, ask him how many deaths he knows of that were attributed to second-hand smoke. If he's telling the truth, the answer will be ZERO. The world is changing and we're trying to make smoking tobacco completely illegal everywhere, and yet we are doing just the opposite with smoking pot which of course has just as many particulates in it as tobacco but it's "medicine" and really good for you. And don't get me started on the newest campaign to stop people from smoking e-cigs in public. It's fucking water vapor with nicotine in it, nothing else and it has ZERO effect on people standing around you. Besides, nicotine alone does not cause cancer or any other adverse illnesses, so why ban it? If you're interested in seeing some FACTS on second-hand smoke, read this link. It's an eye opener and written by real doctors. http://yourdoctorsorders.com/2009/01/the-myth-of-second-hand-smoke/ For those of you who have quit smoking, congratulations! I'll quit when I'm ready and until I do leave me and the other smokers the fuck alone.

Looks like something from the Canada's Got Talent show.

I have some moderate arthritis in my hands so I'm afraid I won't be able to do much in the way of breast squeezing Angel, but lucky for you my mouth is working just fine.

I've seen this one before and many of the "facts" are just plain wrong. One glaring example is that Lincoln was shot in "Ford's" theater, not the Kennedy theater. Lincoln was born in 1809 and Kennedy in 1917. Lincoln died in 1865 and Kennedy in 1963. Lincoln did not have a secretary named Kennedy. Marilyn Monroe died more than a year before Kennedy did, so unless he was visiting her grave a week before his assassination, he wasn't with her. The most important difference between the two men that isn't mentioned is that Lincoln was a Republican and Kennedy was a democrat. You can see the whole story here. http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp Sorry blk_plague, this myth is busted.

Pete took a temp job as a vote counter for the Canadian Miss Universe Pageant. It didn't go too well. http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/miss-universe-canada-crowns-wrong-winner-due-to-typo-1753405.story

Congrats guys. In case Rugger didn't tell you, the new guidelines state that if any of you try to quit being an admin there is a severe penalty.

Fucking PETA idiots just don't know what they are talking about and never have. I grew up in southern Ohio and one of my best childhood friends was a kid named Jimmy Pacheco. His brother Alex was a couple years older than me and a really arrogant little fucker. His room was full of aquariums that held reptiles and all kinds of strange pets. He had dogs and cats everywhere that were always getting run over by cars and he just didn't give a shit about them or take care of any of his animals. Years later after I moved to California the older brother Alex went on the co-found PETA. The guy is a complete hypocrite and if his legions of followers only knew how he treated animals they would know what a fraud he really is and how useless their cause is.

3....2....1..... Pimped out Pete will be all over this subject any second now.

LMFAO, that's fucking hilarious. It's also about how Logan was playing tonight. Happy birthday anyway Logan. After a night like tonight you deserve a break. LOL

Well at least you have good taste in beer. And yes the orange sucks.

Just for you beer.

Congrats to you both. Sounds like it's time for anniversary sex. You know, that thing you used to do several times a week during the first year of marriage that usually results in the need for a baby sitter on your first through tenth anniversary?

Yeah sure. That's why the name of the map is in Polish at the top and it says that you're a spectator at the bottom, this even though you supposedly won the match. I'm sure you frequent the Polish servers but I've never been on one. Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you, adopted perhaps? Window seems like he got all the smarts in your family. Were you dropped on your head, perhaps intentionally because your first word as a baby was DUH?

LOL, a 2 year old could do a better photoshop job than that. Is that even a COD2 game? Looks like the heading is from Europe.

When I was 15 my brother and I were doing that in an attic and started spraying each other with the hose. Needless to say I was trying to get away from him and fell straight through the master bedroom ceiling that my dad had just sheet rocked. He wasn't pleased.

My late best friend Ozzy and my youngest daughter several years ago. Notice their matching facial expressions.

Ah, I see bullet slid in for his monthly LOM insult. I mean this from the bottom of my heart bullet. FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Not for a million bucks, or even a video of Loader and Hxtr giving each other a hot oil massage with a happy ending. Some things just aren't worth the risk.