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little_old_man

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  1. Just before I died of a heart attack there would have been a steamy heaping pile of shit on the floor. If I lived I would have sued the crap out of the fucktards who pulled that stunt.
  2. Gasoline in its liquid state isn't explosive but will burn like a mother fucker. A gas tank (or tanker) with little or no liquid gas is much more explosive than a full one. One vaporized cup of gasoline has the exposive power of 5 pounds of dynamite, or about 10 sticks.
  3. I grew up in southern Ohio and we had our own twang on the English language. Oil is pronounced oral Shit is pronounced sheet Fire is pronounced far Hell is pronounced hale Pete is pronounced douche bag
  4. What's a litre?
  5. Watch your step bro....i love my Country Keep your tender feeling in check and wash your pussy Johnny. We all love our respective countries and love making jokes about them and other countries. If you want to watch some USA bashing hang out in the political forum for a while. Some of the "non-US residents" there have no problem letting we Americans know how fucked up our country is.
  6. I'm not even sure if that gets you to puberty.
  7. I used to have a foreskin, but Loader was born without eye lids and I donated my foreskin so doctors could make him some eye lids. It looks great, but he's just a little cock-eyed.
  8. LOL (laugh out loud)
  9. Happy birthday Sparty. Get your ass into the COD2 servers so you can give you a good birthday ass woopin.
  10. The topic was about oral sex causing cancer. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't open invitation to make passes at clan members. Just saying. Or maybe I just don't understand the open nature that it seems some people have here. So...yeah. Guess I'll just stop visiting the forums, seeing as even common courtesy is out the window for this "adult clan". Thanks Angel! Sorry Gaybrush, I don't take orders from disgruntled ex clan members. FWIW, what was said to Angel was all in fun/sarcasm and was not a pass in any way shape or form.
  11. If you died right now LOM, I wouldn't have any regrets. D'oh, you bring out the worst in me......... I would only have one. That I didn't take you out first. Of course realizing this before I die happy, I can fix that problem.
  12. Trust me Angel, if you were getting it from me, COD would be the last thing on your mind. Besides, the pints of bodily fluids you would be expelling would probably mess up my keyboard.
  13. I think I'll open a business in BC that sells used tanker trucks. It should be a winner.
  14. You need to download and install windows xp service pack 3. http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=24 Note: if you have a non- intel processor,for example AMD Processor, you can download and install the windows update package for systems with non-intel processor, prior to installing XP SP3. UPDATE PACKAGE FOR SYSTEMS WITH NON-INTEL PROCESSORS. http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=230796A7-54D6-4C31-BDA3-EFD2F7E87A8C Good luck.
  15. I can't blame people for wanting to save some money, and Americans do it too. I hear that lots of men in the LA area drive to Mexico because the hookers in LA are so damn expensive.
  16. BB, please DON'T post any interesting facts about women's hoochies. I don't think my heart could handle the let-down.
  17. If I could just figure out how to do "that" and play COD at the same time, I could die this very minute with absolutely no regrets.
  18. And I've always said I want to go out banging.
  19. All of the positive energy I can muster is being directed toward your nephew.
  20. Certain things in life are simply worth the risk. This is one of those things.
  21. Very cool. From the time I was about 6 until I was 17 I hunted grouse regularly, and in all those years I never saw a single nest. They aren't easy to spot for obvious reasons.
  22. Happy (now belated) birthday Sexpanther!
  23. Did you read toward the end of the article where a boy was suspended for throwing an "imaginary" grenade and pretending to be a war hero? I see we've gotten to the point where a kid can now be suspended for pointing his finger and saying "bang". Something's gotta give here.
  24. I agree. The last time my system was crashing in the middle of a game my cooling fans were choked with dust, and during the game the processor was getting so hot it was doing hard shut downs. Blow out the cooling fans with canned air and then do a regular shut-down from safe mode. It should re-start normally, and if it doesn't do as was suggested and do a system restore from a few days ago.
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